Why?

Chocofreak13 · May 04, 2011, 12:17:18 AM

The companion cube spoke because it did not want to be sacrificed to the volcano.

Pitkin · May 04, 2011, 05:42:51 AM

It did not want to be sacrificed to the volcano, because the volcano wasn't really angry in the first place.

Nichi · May 04, 2011, 07:14:30 AM

It wasn't really angry in the first place because somebody threw in a different Companion Cube earlier

Chocofreak13 · May 04, 2011, 11:43:52 PM

Someone threw in a different companion cube earlier because they couldn't take it with them.

Nichi · May 05, 2011, 06:21:40 AM

They couldn't take it with them because it was too heavy

Chocofreak13 · May 05, 2011, 10:31:44 AM

It was too heavy because it was an IBM and thus built to last.

Nichi · May 05, 2011, 04:02:49 PM

It was an IBM because it shipped with OS/2

Chocofreak13 · May 05, 2011, 06:22:13 PM

It shipped with OS/2 because they ran out of OS/3. :3

Nichi · May 05, 2011, 07:19:36 PM

They ran out of OS/3 because it was really, really good looking

Chocofreak13 · May 05, 2011, 09:07:17 PM

it was really, really good looking because it was released with graphics from the FUTURE.

Nichi · May 05, 2011, 10:22:13 PM

It was released with graphics from the future because the Time Lords made it

NejinOniwa · May 05, 2011, 10:24:02 PM

The Time Lords made it because they needed it to ensure Madame du Pompadour wasn't turned to a brain in a jar.

Chocofreak13 · May 05, 2011, 10:51:44 PM

They needed to ensure Madame du Pompadour wasn't turned into a brain in a jar because she needed to continue her affair with the king.

Nichi · May 05, 2011, 11:14:10 PM

She needed to continue her affair with the king because he promised her a shrubbery

Chocofreak13 · May 05, 2011, 11:28:59 PM

He promised her a shrubbery because she had lots of dirt on him.