Why?

Chocofreak13 · April 17, 2011, 02:30:59 PM

They like to mash buttons because they don't have the strategy guide so they don't know the combos. :\

Nichi · April 17, 2011, 03:13:05 PM

They don't have the strategy guide (So they don't know the combos) because a cat is sleeping on top of it

Chocofreak13 · April 26, 2011, 02:17:35 PM

A cat is sleeping on it because it doesn't like the cat bed they got for it.

Nichi · April 26, 2011, 06:44:58 PM

It doesn't like the cat bed they got for it because the bed smells like a wet dog

Chocofreak13 · April 27, 2011, 10:24:21 PM

The cat bed smells like a wet dog because Lassie just saved Timmy from a well.

Nichi · April 28, 2011, 06:50:49 AM

Lassie just saved Timmy from a well because he gets stuck in everything

Chocofreak13 · April 28, 2011, 09:55:42 AM

He gets stuck in everything because he's covered in glue.

Paul · April 28, 2011, 02:07:58 PM

He's covered in glue because crazy scientists played around with his DNA in the past.

Nichi · April 28, 2011, 04:38:58 PM

Crazy scientists played around with his DNA in the past because he'd get $60

Chocofreak13 · April 30, 2011, 09:38:45 PM

He'd get 60$ because they were too poor to pay him properly.

Nichi · May 01, 2011, 07:31:13 AM

They where too poor to pay him properly because all their money went into the development of combustible lemons

Chocofreak13 · May 01, 2011, 01:14:46 PM

All their money went into the development of combustible lemons because of the WAAAAR.

Nichi · May 01, 2011, 02:30:22 PM

Because of the WAAAAR, they can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Chocofreak13 · May 02, 2011, 11:53:55 PM

They can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch cause of the mascot, who was disowned.

Nichi · May 03, 2011, 07:00:10 AM

Because of the mascot, who was disowned, the Weighted Companion Cube threatened to stab someone, and in fact did speak