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Started by icerain, May 23, 2008, 08:50:23 PM

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svx

They're Greek because they made a contract with Kyuubei. That required them. To be. Greek.

NejinOniwa

They made a contract with Kyuubei because TO DEFEAT THE POWERS DINING IN HELL THEY HAD TO USE SOMETHING FAR MORE EVIL THEMSELVES
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Chocofreak13

They had to use something far more evil than themselves because they weren't evil at all, they were chaotic-neutral.
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Nichi

They were chaotic-neutral because of the existence of a comic book about the Kool-Aid Man

Chocofreak13

The Kool-Aid Man comic existed because Comic Book Guy got so frustrated with crappy comics, he made his own in retribution.
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Nichi

Comic Book Guy got so frustrated with crappy comics because he really wanted to be a lumberjack

Chocofreak13

He wanted to be a lumberjack because his father was a lumberjack, and that's ok, he slept all night and he worked all day.
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Nichi

He slept all night and he worked all day because he liked to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars

Chocofreak13

He liked to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars because his father never loved him.
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NejinOniwa

His father never loved him because HE MADE SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Nichi

He made something like that for his birthday because the Kool-Aid Man is red

NejinOniwa

The Kool-Aid Man is red because IT'S ACTUALLY BLOOD.
HAMSTER BLOOD.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Chocofreak13

It's hamster blood because no goats were available. :\
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Nichi

No goats where available because it was Goat Awareness Day

Chocofreak13

It was Goat Awareness Day because the Magistrate had just made the new holiday. :3
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