Why?

NejinOniwa · November 13, 2009, 03:24:42 AM

Wherein he had gotten his ass handed to him by a flock of doves.

IanDanKilmaster · November 13, 2009, 04:28:45 AM

He had gotten his ass handed to him by a flock of doves because general pussery is the curse of his impotent bloodline.

Chocofreak13 · November 18, 2009, 12:50:00 PM

general pussery is the curse of his impotent bloodline because he is inbred.

maica22010 · November 29, 2009, 08:41:40 PM

He is inbred because no one in his family has ever been able to get attentiion from the opposite sex.

Chocofreak13 · December 02, 2009, 07:32:52 PM

no one has been able to get attention from the opposite sex because their family was viewed as taboo.

Chocofreak13 · July 08, 2010, 11:29:01 PM

their family was viewed as taboo due to the curse.

Chocofreak13 · February 10, 2011, 10:48:39 AM

(N-N-N-N-N-N-NECROOOO~~~)

The family was cursed because they pissed off the witch of the waste.

Paul · March 22, 2011, 07:24:17 AM

They pissed off the witch of the waste because they were loudly singing along to YMCA.

Chocofreak13 · March 22, 2011, 10:31:58 AM

the were loudly singing along to YMCA because they were working as a Village People cover band.

svx · March 23, 2011, 11:31:09 PM

They were working as a Village People cover-band because they gonna make that doller or die tryin' (straight up).

Chocofreak13 · March 24, 2011, 06:20:48 PM

They were gonna make that doller or die tryin' cause they needed to send the money back to the old country.

svx · March 24, 2011, 07:08:04 PM

They needed to send money back to the old country because their government requires a vast army, which they intend to fund.

Chocofreak13 · March 24, 2011, 07:34:58 PM

Their government required a vast army because they were constantly at war.

svx · March 24, 2011, 07:49:51 PM

They were constantly at war because this is Sparta. The old country. The old country is Sparta.

Chocofreak13 · March 24, 2011, 08:43:26 PM

The old country is Sparta because they're greek.