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[MisterCat]

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use

Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

Kicking Baby Considered Healthy

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

Include Children When Baking Cookies

Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

Hospitals Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

Clinton Wins On Budget But More Lies Ahead

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say

Crack Found On Governor's Daughter

Farmer Bill Dies In House

NJ Judge To Rule On Nude  Beach

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation

Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire

Low Wages Said Key To Poverty

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

War Dims Hope For Peace

Old School Pillars Replaced By Alumni

Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

Child's Stool Great For Use In Garden

Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing

Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax

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[Smokey]

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"Forum member proves that headlines are not thought over very well...." ;010

[Bella]

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