The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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NejinOniwa

#960
February 11, 2009, 03:42:03 PM
You get backlight.


I insert a HAMSTER
(damnit, romaji, can you speak it?)
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#961
February 11, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
You get a gerbil...

I insert a dictionary...
(romaji is there so you can speak japanese, it's phonetic so it should be a piece of cake)
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Alex S

#962
February 11, 2009, 05:36:57 PM
You get... AN AVALANCHE OF 3 ft. TALL LEAD LETTERS THAT RAIN DOWN UPON YOU.

I insert a Ragna Blade.

NejinOniwa

#963
February 11, 2009, 05:59:17 PM
You get a note saying OH DAMNIT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN stuck on a cleaver. Smeared with blood.
:v:

I put in said bloody cleaver...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#964
February 11, 2009, 06:01:13 PM
You get a menstrual cycle.

I insert a motorcycle.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#965
February 11, 2009, 06:02:56 PM
You get a trail of gasoline, leading to a rotten corpse with a lighter in hand...



I put in an unknown physical constant.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#966
February 11, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
you get flooded with variables...

I put in a hand...just a hand... oh it still has a ring...i take the ring and toss the hand in... i can sell that ring...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#967
February 11, 2009, 07:22:13 PM
You get a blood-covered foot.

*inserts cake*

Smokey

#968
February 11, 2009, 07:34:48 PM
you get cake crumbs on your hand...And realize the machine hasn't done anything for the last two posts...

I insert a trumpet, and "the last post" on CD...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

#969
February 11, 2009, 07:41:11 PM
The vending machine promptly gives you a Casino Royale DVD.

*inserts Vis-tan*

Smokey

#970
February 11, 2009, 07:46:34 PM
You get a sealed copy of Windows XP, nd you hear moaning and screams of pleasure coming from the machine...

I insert the illegitimate lovechild of Vistan and the osc vending machine...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#971
February 11, 2009, 08:20:22 PM
You get Win7.

I insert tentacle rape.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#972
February 11, 2009, 08:37:03 PM
You get a sad, scarred, emuii-tan

I insert 2K-Tan facepalming...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#973
February 11, 2009, 08:42:48 PM
That actually made me sad. :(

You get XP-tan eating.

I insert chickens.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#974
February 11, 2009, 09:04:23 PM
You get a fresh egg every day, oh wait you get a box to put your super-market eggs in...

I insert an episode of South Park...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^
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