The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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Cockleshell

#945
February 10, 2009, 05:29:24 PM
The machine spits it back out with a note that says "Ew, disgusting."

I insert George Bush.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#946
February 10, 2009, 05:30:54 PM
You get Schadenfreude.

*inserts cat ears*

NejinOniwa

#947
February 10, 2009, 05:31:50 PM
You get MASSIVE NOSEBLEED ROCKET.


I insert Yuri in large quantities...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#948
February 10, 2009, 05:32:08 PM
You get me.

I insert myself.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#949
February 10, 2009, 05:35:21 PM
You get violently tentacle-raped by the machine, wrapped in ribbons and flung out through the back-door to the "regulars".



I insert Epic Trap...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Odin Yggdrasil

#950
February 10, 2009, 06:17:05 PM
You get a Guilty Gear screenshot featuring Bridget.

*inserts Vis-tan*

Cockleshell

#951
February 10, 2009, 06:21:53 PM
You get a popup asking if you really want to do that.

I insert food.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#952
February 11, 2009, 10:02:11 AM
You get c cappuchino...

I insert a Latte Macchiato...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#953
February 11, 2009, 11:05:11 AM
You get a gun.

I insert an apple-eating penguin holding a window.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#954
February 11, 2009, 11:49:22 AM
You get Freespire...

I insert a 5,25" DOS bootfloppy...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#955
February 11, 2009, 01:22:22 PM
You get doskitty.

I insert a computer mouse.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#956
February 11, 2009, 01:34:06 PM
You get a dead squirrel.



I insert a hamusutaa...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#957
February 11, 2009, 02:22:53 PM
You get a confused wikipedia

I insert clarification...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#958
February 11, 2009, 03:09:56 PM
You get confusion.

I insert PR0NZ
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#959
February 11, 2009, 03:30:59 PM
You get white stains...

Insert a blacklight...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^
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