The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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Cockleshell

#870
February 07, 2009, 06:02:02 PM
You get hit by a train.

I insert hot vista-xp yuri.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#871
February 07, 2009, 06:06:32 PM
you get cold yaoi...

I insert some lingerie
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#872
February 07, 2009, 06:19:15 PM
Happy birthday.

I insert a naked singularity.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#873
February 07, 2009, 06:21:03 PM
you get a two hour lecture by Stevie Hawking....

I toss stephen Hawking in...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#874
February 07, 2009, 06:22:37 PM
YOU KILLED STEPHEN HAWKING!

I insert your face because I just ripped it off.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#875
February 07, 2009, 06:24:28 PM
you get many LOLs, not from the machine, from me...


I insert a creepy atmosphere
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#876
February 07, 2009, 06:28:59 PM
You get a creepy 4chan thread.

I insert HIV
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#877
February 07, 2009, 06:30:39 PM
you get dirty needles

i insert a clinic...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#878
February 07, 2009, 06:32:00 PM
You get junkies.

I insert a HDTV
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#879
February 07, 2009, 06:33:17 PM
you get high def nonsense

I insert crushed glass...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#880
February 07, 2009, 06:34:34 PM
You get molten glass and a note saying "So long and thanks for all the fish."

I insert a dolphin and a towel.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#881
February 07, 2009, 06:38:32 PM
you get a can of tuna

I insert a bale of wool...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#882
February 07, 2009, 06:41:47 PM
You get a length of yarn.

I insert a 24K GOLD MACBOOK HOLY SHIT
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#883
February 07, 2009, 06:46:35 PM
you get a gold, gucci nokia...

i insert a chrome Whee...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#884
February 07, 2009, 06:49:04 PM
You get a tin powerbook.

I insert deviantart...
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.
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