The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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NejinOniwa

#855
February 07, 2009, 04:07:20 PM
You get a burning 100-dollar bill.



I insert a bleeding nose...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#856
February 07, 2009, 04:21:28 PM
You get HUEG YURI RAEPAGE...

I insert a hot young girl
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

#857
February 07, 2009, 04:24:20 PM
The machine starts vibrating slightly, then red lights light up. It starts rocking, and then a note saying "GGKTHX, BRB HOT YURI SEX APPLICATION EXECUTED" pops out of its side.



I put in a salmon codpiece...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#858
February 07, 2009, 04:28:29 PM
You get a letter from the president saying "Wtf, yo."

I insert a wii.

No really, a wee.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#859
February 07, 2009, 04:31:58 PM
You get a football, with the words "DECIDE ALREADY" written on it.




I put in a Turd of Indecisiveness.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

#860
February 07, 2009, 04:38:34 PM
You get the fart of confusion

I insert a cup of Piss of Thought
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

#861
February 07, 2009, 04:40:21 PM
You get an ocean of nonsensical laughter.



I insert Franken Fran.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#862
February 07, 2009, 04:52:16 PM
You get a piece of paper.

I insert a mouse.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#863
February 07, 2009, 04:55:40 PM
you get a cockroach


(la cucaracha, la cucaracha, laa, lalalalalala...)

I insert a bra
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#864
February 07, 2009, 04:56:44 PM
You get XP-tan

I insert XP-tan
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#865
February 07, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
You get Hot sex so hot you asplode...

I insert the still smoking bits of Cockleshell...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#866
February 07, 2009, 05:42:36 PM
You get a perfectly repaired Cockleshell.

I insert me
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#867
February 07, 2009, 05:47:25 PM
you get a big pack of hamburgers...

I insert bratwurst
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Cockleshell

#868
February 07, 2009, 05:49:03 PM
You get floating penises.

I insert a wireless mouse.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#869
February 07, 2009, 05:53:45 PM
you get a mouseless wire... :D

I insert a train ticket
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^
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