The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

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NejinOniwa

#840
February 06, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
You get a blown lightbulb.


I insert a random URL...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#841
February 06, 2009, 03:49:12 PM
You get a horrible 4chan meme (tubgirl, other crap like that)
Take your pick.

I insert 4chan.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#842
February 06, 2009, 06:09:00 PM
The machine spits it out again, right in your face. You now have a wound on your forehead, infected with pretty much every disease ever imagined.


I put in a random cut-off dragon limb...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#843
February 06, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
You get me, screaming, "OH GOD, WHY DID YOU CUT MY ARM OFF?"

Yohoho. -dragon on ze internet ok?-

I put in a gun full of ice cream.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

#844
February 07, 2009, 01:15:54 AM
You get Hello Kitteh...
(see random pic thread why)

I put in a piece of gold
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
[Img disabled by Fedora-Tan]
Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

#845
February 07, 2009, 03:35:32 AM
You get the Curse of Cortes. Lawl.



I put in a flock of doves...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#846
February 07, 2009, 08:17:38 AM
You get a bucket of crap.

I put in a plate...
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#847
February 07, 2009, 11:09:50 AM
You get a teacup.

*inserts a cake*

Cockleshell

#848
February 07, 2009, 11:10:46 AM
The cake is a lie.

I insert the universe.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Odin Yggdrasil

#849
February 07, 2009, 11:29:24 AM
You get Stephen Hawking. The guy with the theories about the universe.


*inserts 20" Telescope*

Cockleshell

#850
February 07, 2009, 11:54:02 AM
You get a smashed lens.

I insert an internet.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#851
February 07, 2009, 12:51:05 PM
You get a coupon for a crashed airplane.


I insert said airplane...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#852
February 07, 2009, 12:58:59 PM
You get a


I insert said bitchslap
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

#853
February 07, 2009, 02:17:26 PM
You get a talking skeleton.


I open the door beneath the vending machine and insert a new cup of tea...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

#854
February 07, 2009, 02:49:37 PM
You get hit by a cake.

I insert a banhammer.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.
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