The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[VonDaab]

You get eight boxes, from which four contains a living cat....

...or do they?



I put in a Wizard Robe and Hat.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a key that leads to an invisible porthole in the air. Now you just have to find it, good luck.





I put in 8 bits of music.

[CaptBrenden]

you get back 8 bits of baby.  


I use the key to the invisable portal to get past the wall. then I put a stray thread from the fabric of the universe into the machine....

[NekOSaka]

You get a duck with an attitude problem.

I put in my karaoke rendition of Rick Role.

[Nichi]

You get The Safety Dance.

I, somehow, put in Metal Gear REX

[NejinOniwa]

You get out nothing but a huge pair of jaws. They swallow you whole, nom.




I put in the Golden Ratio.

[Alex S]

You get the ratio of a circle's diameter to it's circumference, π.






I put in a TI-83+ SE calculator.

[NejinOniwa]

You get it back, with a large bite taken out of the place where the ENTER key is.


I put in Shiraishi Minoru.

[VonDaab]

You get a VHS that contains a badly made music video of him singing.



I put in a carton of yoghurt.

[Alex S]

You get a carton of icéd cream.





I put in a Zaphod Beeblebrox. (didn't you hear he comes in six-packs?)

[NejinOniwa]

You get Zappa-Ho Musclemax, whose body is entirely covered in sixpacks.



I put in a legal torrent tracker...

[Cockleshell]

You get a notice from the FBI saying that wasn't chicken.


-shoves in the two towers-

[NejinOniwa]

You get a fat man with a crown dumped on you, yelling, "HONEY, I'M HOOOME!!!!"


_W_ *kekekekeke*


I put in ONE.HUNDRED.TIGERS.

[Nichi]

You get a Godzilla-sized tiger in return


I put in the enclosed instruction book

[NejinOniwa]

You get a cage with scribblings on it. Enjoy.


I put in an...er...ostrich.