The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Kami-Tux]

You get a laggy 404 from a Malaysian server.


I put in a .torrent file.

[Justin]

You get 0.1KB/s download speeds.

I put in a floppy diskette.

[NejinOniwa]

You get viruses all over you crappy old Windows 98 computer.

Added after 4 minutes:

I put in my foot.

[Justin]

You get the rest of yourself consumed along with it by the machine. How is it on the inside? 0_o

I put in some blank DVD-R media.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a digital, sentient version of me on a holodisc. The inside sucked, so i took the first available escape route >_>




I put in sleep meds...

[Justin]

You get people that were also trapped inside the machine that are now asleep because they mistook the sleep meds for food.

I put in today's trash.

[icerain]

You get a trash can.


I put in some coke.

[Justin]

You get the police, the Army, and the FBI at your door.

I put in leftover ground turkey patties.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a lot of angry Kebab chefs taking your house down brick by brick.



I put in a Reaver...

[Kami-Tux]

You get a Beaver.


I put in a mirabelle.

[NejinOniwa]

You get out Bella in a ballet costume.

...wait, what!?
I'm too tired to play this game >_>


I put in crinkled paper.

[Justin]

You get uncrinkled paper, with a message written on it that says "Please quit throwing junk in the machine."

I put in my screwed up Taco Bell order.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a DVD case of Windows Vista Ultimate, pierced by a huge screw, with a small note hanging on it, saying "I hate you."



I put in a million CD's with burnt Windows XP's on them, and CD keys written on the disc.

[Justin]

You get a copy of OSx86, with a faulty patched kernel.

I put in VistaGlazz, because I don't need it on my WS2008 install because it doesn't work.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a snazzy guitar solo.



I put in an empty pillowcase...