The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Justin]

You get an instruction manual explaining how to set up a tent.

I put in a copy of Windows Home Server.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a letter of cease and desist from M$, and also V&!.

I put in the Party Van...

[Justin]

You get a Party Convertible.

I shove up... I mean put in... an MS employee who got the C&D letter shoved up their rear end (Too bad Longhorn Reloaded got this, I never even tried it).

[NejinOniwa]

You get the original Command&Conquer Red Alert on over 9000 diskettes.



I put in hemorrhoids...

[Justin]

You get cancer.

I put in a Sony Ericsson W300i.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a broken PS3.



I put in Metal Gear Solid IV...

[Justin]

You get Halo 3, Gears of War, and every other FPS game in the machine.

I put in my dog.

[NejinOniwa]

You get A FUKKEN TRICERATOPS.



I put in T-Rex...

[Justin]

You get a coupon for $0.10 off a T-bone steak.

I put in Saba-tan.

[icerain]

You get the OS, not the tan.

I put in my tiredness.

[Justin]

You get 1000 gallons of coffee dumped on you.

I put in a free gasoline voucher.

[NejinOniwa]

You get an empty barrel of oil. No such thing as free gas, man!




I put in a small part of Sahara...

[Justin]

You get a sandstorm.

I put in a VLK copy of Win2k.

[Kami-Tux]

You get lots and lots of driver issues.

I put in old segfault.org stories.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a horde of nerds on segways.



I put in a Spinnaker...