The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Kami-Tux]

You get a 300 Baud internet connection

I put in a Cray 3.

[Smokey]

You get a VAX...

I put in a bag of corn bugles (nacho cheese)...

[Kami-Tux]

You get an empty bag -- and the vending machine makes chewing sounds.

I put in a 56k modem.

[Bella]

I get a flashback to the 1990s!

I put in a Honeywell Kitchen Computer...

[icerain]

You get one of the computers I am with in this room picked at random.









I put in my tissue box.

[Dos]

^Your get a crying dos

insert my soaps
-Dos, Meow

[Smokey]

You get shampoo...

I put in special agent Fox Mulder and Dana Scully in to find out what happened to the forum...

[NekOSaka]

You get a grinning Nejin and two missing agents.

I put in a typewriter keyboard.

[Dos]

you get a write that looking for some pot to smoke
insert my bed

-Dos, asleep meow

[Smokey]

You get your bed back with a passed out hippie on it...

I put in the phrase "Peace out, man..."

[Kami-Tux]

You get the phrase "Peace in your pants"

I put in a 300 lines long SELECT statement (yes, SQL can be very evil!)

[Smokey]

You get the kode for my "mastermind" programmed in Delphi6 (I'd put the actual kode in here if i had Delphi installed, I'm just that evil, too )...

I put in a comprehensive menu system for DOS, written in QBASIC...

[Kami-Tux]

You get a comprehensive menu system for Minix written in Forth.

I put in a good night's sleep.

[Bella]

I get up tired. WTF?

I put in some Multics source...

[Smokey]

You get the projects Origin and Perseus...
(that's from F.E.A.R., for the people who have yet to play the creepiest fps there is ;010)

I put in Paxton Fettel...