The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Icelilly]

You get picture of Jimmy Hoffa...

I put in my English homework...

[NejinOniwa]

You get an untranslated Psychology paper...I mean, not translated into Swedish, that is. Seriously, finding info about MPD in any other language than english is impossible...



I put in the mafioso underlings I just got, now belonging to La Familia...

[Smokey]

You get the federales after you...

I put in the Triad, Yakuza and Hotel Moscow fron Black Lagoon...

[NejinOniwa]

You get Berlusconi, pissing his pants. >:3



I put in step-dancers in black and lots of hats...

[Smokey]

You get sent to a square-dancing contest...

I put in Arizona...

[NejinOniwa]

You get a shirt saying, "Hey, sorry to tell you, Dorothy, but YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!"



I put in a Ball mask...

[Smokey]

You get the New york Yankees...

I put in Jaguar Cars Ltd.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a lion in a car. Well, now you're screwed.




I put in a backpack filled with arsenic...

[Smokey]

You get a backpack from wich a fuming red liquid is oozing all over you...
The machine then tells you that it's Aqua Regia...

I put in some diamonds

[Icelilly]

You get opals.

I put in pearls...

[Smokey]

You get two blue sapphires, matching your (avvi's) eyes...

I put in a lump of lead, matching our skies in spring/autumn/winter...

[NejinOniwa]

You get some nice Lead Nitrate for hair removal. >_>



I put in Candy Boy...

[Smokey]

You get the Haribo bear, who is promptly -eeh- "done" by pedobear...

I put in the remains of said Haribo bear...

[NejinOniwa]

You get the Pedobear Seal of Approval stamped on your head. NOW YOU'RE ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US



I put in an old FM radio...

[Smokey]

You get AM static...

I put in VoIP..