The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Exa]

You get a book you never needed in the first place.

I insert a t-shirt with advertisements all over it.

[Chocofreak13]

get said advertisements on your skin in the form of tattoos.

insert frostbite.

[Exa]

You get Kellogg's Frosties.

I insert a vial of poison.

[Nichi]

Receive a CD of the greatest hits of '80s glam rock band, Poison

Insert Hulk Hands

[Soulfull390]

I insert a  flash in the dark yo yo.

[Chocofreak13]

@Soul: it'd be helpful if you went to introduce yourself. also, you're playing the game incorrectly. :0

@Pent: Get Smashed.

Insert Kuribo's Shoe.

[Exa]

You get a shoe filled with mushroom soup.

I insert a C-64.

[Chocofreak13]

Get a 64mb Hard Drive.

Insert a pile of antique books.

[LeaflameSD]

get a stone tablet

insert something comfy

[Nichi]

Receive a soft t-shirt

Insert Golden Banana

[LeaflameSD]

get



insert plantain

[Chocofreak13]

Get a Plate of Puerto Rican Food.

Insert Disembodied Foot.

[LeaflameSD]

get a new foot but with eight toes

insert my alpaca i named "BeefyTits"

[Chocofreak13]

Get a Book of Songs about nothing but Tits. ("FEATURING SUCH CLASSICS AS 'TIG OL' BIDDIES'!" )

Insert half-soggy cereal.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a Peridot shouting clods every 2 minutes.

*inserts a UEFI-bootable Linux USB stick*