The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[CaptBrenden]

you get a disembodied tail. (heads and tails get it?!?!)

I put in the collective tears of all the magic players who realized they have spent hundreds of dollars on cardboard.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a shards-edition angel token deck, which has not been played with since 2009 and is mostly proxies due to its former owner being dirt cheap.

*inserts a block of aluminum*

[Nichi]

Receive a mini-DVD containing the music video to Weird Al's Foil

Insert a block of smoked cheese

[winduko]

Get Churuya~

Insert my previous phone.

[Chocofreak13]

get clocked in the head by the machine firing out a brick. (aka, my mother's old phone.)

insert LSD.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a red rubber ball.

*inserts frying pan*

[Nichi]

Receive the Noknok Shell from Super Mario RPG

Insert Luigi's cap

[Exa]

You get a Luigi figurine.

I insert a plush bunny.

[Chocofreak13]

get a Monty Python Rabbit.

insert electrical-burned flesh.

[Odin Yggdrasil]

You get a Square D circuit breaker.

*inserts dead fuel pump*

[Chocofreak13]

get 50 gallons of fuel spewed at you by the machine.

insert Zippo.

[Exa]

You get Heat Man from Mega Man 2.

I insert a Gundam.

[Chocofreak13]

get a Gunpla model.

insert head trauma.

[Exa]

You get a crushed skull.

I insert a Magic the Gathering deck.

[Nichi]

Receive a Pokémon Trading Card Game deck

Insert a dick >w>;;