The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Aurora Borealis]

You get a jar of mayonnaise labeled "Do not open: Contains brain-eating monsters" for some strange reason...

I put in some Soylent Green...

[NekOSaka]

You get one free coupon for "combo breaker!"

Puts in sea cucumber.

[Kami-Tux]

You get a few CDs by a one hit wonder from the 90s.

I put in a paradox

[Exa]

You get a gate to an alternative universe.

I put in a Windows XP Professional installation disc.

[NewYinzer]

...you get Windows xp SP2 with Windows Genuine Advantage!

I put in a DeLorean...

[VonDaab]

You get a tuned up DeLorean that can do 88Mph, but where to get the 1.21 Jiggawats?!


I put in my Teenage mutant ninja turtles coffee cup.

[Techno the fox]

You get a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sleeping bag. (I used to have one of these quite a while ago)


Techno inserts a random item while I play unfitting music.

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[NejinOniwa]

You get a stone tablet with "Itty Bitty Boat" in hieroglyphs.



I put in my pirate-burned Windows XP Pro x64 Corporate Edition that i recently installed on DELTA...

[CaptBrenden]

You get two FBI agents with a warrent at your door.

I put in doskitty

[NejinOniwa]

You get the Red pill, the Blue pill, and the Polka-dot Green/Yellow pill.



I put in two FBI agents without warrant...
*stole their warrant, told them that US laws don't reach to vikingland and tied them up*

[CaptBrenden]

you get a team of navy seals sent to assainate you for attacking the FBI

I put in two double cheese burgers

[NejinOniwa]

You get a UPS Express Mail delivery of Pasta Bolognese on a plate.

Added after 18 seconds:

I put in Epic Fail Guy.

[CaptBrenden]

you get legendary thread.


I put in a .50cal AE Desert Eagle

[NejinOniwa]

You get a 7chan /b/ Russian Roulette tutorial.



I put in Hayate no Gotoku in ZETSUBO mode.

[NekOSaka]

You get the Song of Storms stuck in your head for a solid week.

I put in my left shoe... I will miss you...