The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Smokey]

You get a periodic lie texted to you every 2 minutes.....

I put in a blackberry (handheld/cell phone)

[NejinOniwa]

You get an MMS with digital blackberries.


I put in Uncle Trapspringer....

[Smokey]

you get uncle sam in a tuk-tuk wanting you to drive him around...

I put in my worthless old PSU who crapped out yesterday...(I mean, WTF?! It was only a year old and all it did was to run continuously until yesterday...)

[NejinOniwa]

You get out a new, shiny, tasty container of...jam. >_>




I put in...my entire Genderbender Haruhi image collection...

[Smokey]

You get every genderbending pic... IN THE WORLD!!!!!

I put in a SLI-bridge

[NejinOniwa]

You get...ZA WARUDO!!!


I put in Dio Brando...

[NekOSaka]

You get a bottle of ketchup.

I put in a slightly damaged High Velocity Patton fan with emotional issues.

[Smokey]

You get the high-power 120mm Compaq fan I tried to stop with a screwdriver, and is now missing a blade, messing up it's balance....

I put in the CPU-board from a Dell Poweredge quad Ppro server...

[NejinOniwa]

You get 4chan /g/. (technology)




I put in DELISHOS CAEK.

[VonDaab]

You get a tiny Grammar Nazi.

I put in paper of machine code

[Smokey]

The machine lurhes. You hear a giggle and nothing else happens. The machine got hijacked by a 5cr1pt-k1dd13

I put in a copy of Unix to scare teh n00b out of the machine...

[NejinOniwa]

You get lots of Erlang. LOTS of it. And I really mean LOTS.




I put in AdBlock Plus...

[Chazzie]

You get GLaDOS-tan and a box of cake mix.

I put in a blank CD, looking hopeful.

[NekOSaka]

You get AMV Hell:0. Your eyes may bleed more than your throat from the vomiting.

I put in a duck on a mission.

[NejinOniwa]

You get Duckroll, on a roll. >w<


I put in a lion...