The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[CaptBrenden]

you get a captain back as a full girl, Woo!  You also get to meet her friend the B& hammer up close...

I put in a an eye of newt

[NekOSaka]

You get.. A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!!!
(or not, we may need to help fight of that troublesome robocop...)

I put in a three inch by three inch piece of paper.

[NejinOniwa]

You get Nine Inch Nails. I mean, on your hands. They grow reeeeally fast. Ewww... o____O




I put in Physics. All of it.

[Smokey]

You get Religion, all of them... trying to convert you...

I put in cappie's Ban-hammer, install a "destroy item" button and press it...
(Ban hammers be scary so I'd best get rid of it

[NejinOniwa]

You get a speed visit from the 4Chan Party Van at your door.

And the Angel of the Iron Book clothéd in all white exclaimed, "Oh, We're In Trouble Now!"

Hence, I put in...Death. The one with the scythe.

[CaptBrenden]

you get him back, with moar flesh, and with a machine gun

I dive in after my b& hammer

[NejinOniwa]

You swim, you swim, and you swim...eventually you get turned to Shana's Pendant and find your B&!hammer turned into a giant squid/Kraken thing. You blob out, with a lot of water.



I put in the Fire Department...

[Smokey]

You get the Police Dpt asking for your licence and registration...

I put in a Nobel Peace Prize...

[CaptBrenden]

you get locked up and not alowed to participate in a democratic election

I put in a old bag of candy hearts

[Smokey]

You get a "brand new" heart only used by an old lady "on her sunday bingo", for a "special price"...

I put in Garfield's book of Insults, Put-downs and slams....

[NejinOniwa]

You get the Olympic Committee's book of Somersaults, Touchdowns and Slam Dunks.




I put in the [submit] button in the quick reply field as i press it...

[Smokey]

you get me after you for destroying the quick-submit!!!!

I put in a request for said submit-button back, cuz it's d*m*e* handy...

[CaptBrenden]

you get godly kitten who acknowlages your request as well as returns the captain in pristine condition with b& hammer intact.


I put in all the tea in china

[Icelilly]

You get all the tea from Japan.

I put in Wikipedia.

[Smokey]

you get uncyclopedia...

I put in t3h n00b h4mm3r, just for shits and giggles, and to see if aurora is as good as a sport as t3h c4p74in is