The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[Gummster]

You get Achilles.

I put in a cello...

[NejinOniwa]

You hear lots of strange noises from the vending machine, accompanied by rumbles as if it was a very small earthquake going on. After 15 seconds it stops - as if it's decided something - and then the top of an oak slowly shoots out of the vending machine, growing and growing and growing, until it hits the roof and falls out of the vending machine, does a salto and lands and plants its roots in one move. You get a full-grown oak standing a few meters away from the vending machine.


I put in myself

[Kami-Tux]

You get eaten... an exact copy of you is ejected from the vending machine however.

I put in a gun.

[VonDaab]

You get a letter from the police department in which they thank you for your cooperation in disposing another lethal object, thus making world a much better place.

I put in some bacon.

[NewYinzer]

You got an exact clone of C-Chan!

I put in a box of Strawberry Pocky...

[Gummster]

You get chocolate pocky.

I put in a tanto

[NejinOniwa]

You get a screaming old lady (hah, swedish pun ^^)



I put in my exact copy of myself, in shitloads of body armor.

[Aurora Borealis]

You get a copy of yourself made from solid chocolate!

I pour in some strawberry-scented hand lotion...

[NewYinzer]

You get a pint of ale!

I put in Al Gore (I really needed to get rid of him)

[VonDaab]

You get a book of Algorithmics.


I put in Yoghurt flavored marshmallows that have added calcium.

[windowsgirl]

you get chocolate cake


i put in a microphone

[Aurora Borealis]

You get a Victorian-era steam engine.

I put in an empty bottle of root beer...

[Techno the fox]

You get a Mechsuit shaped like a pocky box with "98" on the front.

I put in FCL-Tan's hat.

[Aurora Borealis]

You get a coupon for a month of free TotalFark!

I put in a can of SPAM...

[NejinOniwa]

You get a whole load of vikings from the vending machine, and a troupe of Camelot Knights led by Ser Robin, the Not-Quite-As-Brave-As-Ser-Lancelot, on your doorstep.



I put in a halfbaked pokemon trainer.