The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

[NejinOniwa]

You get M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER STEAK.


I insert Sill.
The fishy kind.

[Smokey]

You get a tuna...

I inert a salmon...

[NejinOniwa]

You get the hurtirutten hurteflesk norwegian guy who won the eurovision (somehow).

I insert Your Toes.

[Red-Machine]

You get a retail copy of Windows ME.

I insert my OEM copy of Windows Vista.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a cardboard Carebox(tm).



I insert a bear with plastic fluff...

[Smokey]

You get a grizzly bear with organs...

I insert said bears next victim...

[Red-Machine]

The machine spurts it back in your face, covering you with blood, mucus and entrails.

I insert a DVD containting the Leekspin video.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a blu-ray video of a 1-frame animation. It's just blue.



I insert some DABADII, DABADAA.

[Red-Machine]

You get a girlfriend, who is so blue.

I insert my MCDST certificate.

[NejinOniwa]

You get certificates for all major STD's, with the INFECTED stamp on them.



I insert tollbooth...

[Red-Machine]

You get an all-you-can-eat coupon for McDonalds.

I insert my 3Dfx Voodoo 3 3000.

[NejinOniwa]

You get a pixelate version of your left nipple.



I insert a jug of acid...

[Smokey]

You get arrested for possesion...

I insert a double negative...

[Red-Machine]

You get slapped by your English teacher for not talking properly.

I insert my Asuna Kagurazaka wall scroll.

[Smokey]

You get a bucket of sweetened popcorn with a madagascar 2 promotional print on it...

I insert terminator 12...