The Incredible OSC Vending machine!

Started by Kami-Tux, December 29, 2007, 12:49:58 PM

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NejinOniwa

You get french library.

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I insert honey bun.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

You get cornbrad...

I insert a potted plant...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

Odin Yggdrasil

You get a delayed reaction braking cylinder, which when installed wrecks your car because it takes 12 seconds to apply the brakes when you push the lever, far too slow to stop in time to avoid hitting the dumptruck in front of you.

*inserts Kyonko*

NejinOniwa

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

You get bangs...

i insert skin... (the skin humans shed when they get sunburn...)
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Cockleshell

You get skin again. Blegh.

I insert CASTRATION
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

You get neuteration...

I insert sterilzation...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

You get very clean.

I insert windows XP home
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

NejinOniwa

You get yaoi and rape. Oh wait...


I insert a hueg IO panel.
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Cockleshell

You get a nuclear explosion.

I insert hawt proXhome yuri
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

You get 3.1 Loli...

I insert hot sexy molten steel...
I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^

NejinOniwa

You get stupid sexy mario.


I insert Weegee...
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Cockleshell

What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two figures of your favorite Touhou characters. Look again, the figures are now vials of the Hourai Elixir. Anything is possible when your waifu smells like Old World and not a man. I'm a frog.

Smokey

I dont tell you how to tell me what to do, so dont tell me how to do what you tell me to do... Bender the Great) :/
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Thanks Fedora-sama
Homer no function beer well without (Homer Simpson) ^_^