OS-tan theories and disscusion

[Bella]

Fufufu... well I've been to Toronto, Chicago and the like and they're several orders of magnitude cleaner.
Granted they're smaller and newer cities and likely not tied down with the same level of beaurocracy, but I've always reckoned that the state of any city (or any town, village or hamlet) is a direct reflection of the mindset of its people. Mexico City, for instance, feels like a city that people gave up on decades ago.

Humph...

*looks around own town*

By that reckoning, I do believe the mindset the people around here is...very rural. Lawl XD

Oh now, the last thing you need is to turn into Linux-sama's personal punching bag. Is it your lot in life to get hounded by every living, breathing OS-tan? ^v^'

*imagines Amiga-sama throwing Amy at Bella* ^^;

Oh now, there are certain OS-tans who don't attempt to kill me on a daily basis. The XP sisters, Ubuntu-san, and the Macs have always been nice to me

Riiiiiiiiiiiight,... an epiphany.... ^///^

I imagine she had (or I should say, she thinks she had) a very Ebenezer Scrooge-ish visitation by three ghosts in the night or whatever the hell XD

*chort chortle snicker snicker*

I feel bad for Solaris-sama.... I mean, she tries and all, and used to be cutting edge stuff.... But now she can't shake off the impression of being a wannabe. ^____^'

And now she gets no respect,... I mean, come on! She has miniature versions of herself using her morning coffee as their personal jakoozees! ^v^;

Well, her motivations may be questionable, but at least she is trying to avoid the bad fate that has befallen some closed-source types...

You'd be surprised how much trouble that "Free as in Beer" among the more,... literal-minded Linux-tans. ^v^;

*imagines drunken Linux-tans*

O__________O

Well,... as long as we're not including maple-glazed prok, I'm on. ^___^

*opens maw to await insertion of some random tasty food item* ^0^

Well, this is NH we're talking about...course we have maple-glazed pork!

Let us not forget what the wise Uncyclopedia says about my home state:

Official Cuisine: Pancakes, Maple Syrup, Butter

[C-Chan]

Oh now, there are certain OS-tans who don't attempt to kill me on a daily basis. The XP sisters, Ubuntu-san, and the Macs have always been nice to me

*watches Homeko scratching up Bella-san's car, then probably runs for it when she realize she's been spotted*

*watches Ubuntu-san drinking juice straight off the carton from Bella's fridge, then promptly puts it back*

*watches the Mac kitties empty litter boxes into Bella's backyard*

Well,.........
At least they don't try to kill her.  ^________________^;

Well, her motivations may be questionable, but at least she is trying to avoid the bad fate that has befallen some closed-source types...

Speaking of wannabes, it seems a certain Ubuntu descendant has gone the full "nine yards" as far as appearing very Mac-like....

http://www.slashgear.com/everex-myminipc-with-gos-space-29-and-myspace-apps-they-have-truly-taken-the-budget-pc-to-a-whole-new-level-0711064.php

Well, this is NH we're talking about...course we have maple-glazed pork!

Awww man,... so if people say I'm "sweet" in NH, that mean I have to watch my back...? T___T;

Let us not forget what the wise Uncyclopedia says about my home state:

*inserts LOLz into LOL Box*  ^^

[NejinOniwa]

Let us not forget what the wise Uncyclopedia says about my home state:

Oh don't make me compare it to what it says about MY state.
"The Naughty Parts", "The Boring Parts", and Norrland... >_<

[Smokey]

*reads what uncyclopedia has to say about Holland*

*facepalms*

LOL

[Siya]

*imagines drunken Linux-tans*

O__________O

This reminds me...  Have you ever heard of Beernix? (at least, I think that's what it was called...)

[Bella]

*watches Homeko scratching up Bella-san's car, then probably runs for it when she realize she's been spotted*

*watches Ubuntu-san drinking juice straight off the carton from Bella's fridge, then promptly puts it back*

*watches the Mac kitties empty litter boxes into Bella's backyard*

Well,.........
At least they don't try to kill her. ^________________^;

Oh yeah, and I should also mention VMS-sama is nice to me, so long as I let her win when playing games O____O

Speaking of wannabes, it seems a certain Ubuntu descendant has gone the full "nine yards" as far as appearing very Mac-like....

http://www.slashgear.com/everex-myminipc-with-gos-space-29-and-myspace-apps-they-have-truly-taken-the-budget-pc-to-a-whole-new-level-0711064.php

*drools*

*continues to drool*

Wow...now that's what I call a doppleganger! Is that just the new version of gOS, or an exclusive to that machine?

Awww man,... so if people say I'm "sweet" in NH, that mean I have to watch my back...? T___T;

Yup. Well pretty much eat anything with maple syrup on it. Lawl.

Oh don't make me compare it to what it says about MY state.
"The Naughty Parts", "The Boring Parts", and Norrland... >_<

*reads what uncyclopedia has to say about Holland*

*facepalms*

LOL

Uncyclopedia would be a horrific hate site if they didn't brutalize everything so evenly

O__________O
This reminds me... Have you ever heard of Beernix? (at least, I think that's what it was called...)

No, I can't say I've ever heard of Beernix...but then again, you have a talent for finding off-the-beaten-path distros to make -tans out of....

[Smokey]

Beernix?! I had enough trouble finding things about FCL...
Took me a while to learn that it stood for Fried Chicken Linux...

[Siya]

I don't think BEERnix has any official release, yet.  I don't even know much about its current progress.  All I know is that the creator claims to be creating entirely while under the effects of alcohol and that this is its website.

*shrug*

For all I know, it could be a joke like Jesux or one of those other joke distros.

[Smokey]

WTF, LOL! Jesux?!

[Aurora Borealis]

Jesux and Yellow Hat Linux are two of the joke distros. I also suspect that Barbie Linux is just a joke distro as well

HAHAHAHA! Beernix! Hoax or not, I'd like to see that personified!

[Siya]

One thing is for certain:  BEERnix-tan is always under the influence of alcohol. ^^

Added after 2 minutes:

Speaking of the joke distros, though...

How do you think the other OS-tans view them (if they've even heard of them)?  Are they myths?  Urban legends?  Knock-knock jokes?  Imaginary friends?

[Smokey]

Homer Simpson would be a great personification for Beernix, if he was an anime character and not already occupied with the Simpsons...

And i would thiink that the joke-distro's are most likely Urban legends...

[Bella]

I dunno what a joke distro would be...since they don't exist, I suppose a myth or something...?

And come to think of it, I have never seen a site of anything for Barbie Linux...

But a Beernix-tan would be hilarious, regardless of it's existance

[Aurora Borealis]

^There was a news article on Slashdot about Barbie Linux back in 2006. There were a few other articles on the web too but I couldn't find any screenshots.

[Smokey]

*LOLZ*

Come to think about it, there are SO MUCH Linux-distro's and sub-distro's and forks and spoons that it's obvious we'd all lose track...