Hackers attempt to kill internet...

[Kami-Tux]

Our network was. Well, my PC was nearest to the access point so I was always the one who had to let parents use the personal PC (and hold their hands because they can not use Linux)... My parents still use that WLAN* and put one of their PCs in my former room

*it was their idea, so they will not replace it.

[NejinOniwa]

Oh gollies, you're havin' it tough, ain't ya, ssu? Kawai-sou na mono-ssu...

[Kyo-Chan]

To kill the internet, you must create an EMP weapon big enough to fry every single communications system on earth, and you must strategicly place one in:
Butte, Montana
London, England
Moscow, Russia
Tokyo, Japan.

^_^

Yes, I know how to kill the internet.


But I'm not teaching you how to make an EMP weapon untill you give me the first season of Suzumiya Haruhi no YÅ«utsu on DVD and a case full of strawberry pocky.