Bella's OS-tan Artwork Thread

[C-Chan]

*dashes into thread*

Swoonage Seal of Approval applied!!!!!  ^v^

*slaps on rainchecks*

*dashes out of thread*

[Bella]

*Calls collection agency*

You don't even wanna know what kinda collection agencies they have here in the 9th level of the Inferno...

*evil cackle*

[C-Chan]

*Ghost of Bella appears*

Hey everybody! Right now I'm writing from the OS-tan underworld, beyond the River Styx, past the 9P protocols. In fact, I can see Plan 9-san's flying saucer just over a hill nearby!

*waves at Plan 9-san*

Kewl!!!!  I was just in FreeB-chan's stomach the other day.  We could've been, like, only a few feet away from eachother and not even noticed!!  Small world, eh?!  ^___^

Who'd have known they have DSL? You may wonder how I bought the farm, as it were. Well, I think I've tempted fate one to many times:

*whistles*  ^.^

All swooning aside, yeah, I can tell now -- not even viewing this for more than 2 seconds -- why all the ghost references around the forum all of a sudden.  ^.^;

It's amazing how the level of detail really matches the quality of your original sketch.  Coupled with the elegant shade work on UNIX-sama's MULTICS dress, and the lighting on Slack-san's glasses and UNIX staff, and to say you've improved by leaps and bounds is the understatement of this quarter-century.  ^.^

I LOL'd at the owl ear hairband over Slack-san.  However, though she really really really really wouldn't like it,.... I dunno,... I think that suits the Goddess so well.  Turn the wings to black, and I can see to a formation of a suicide cult that would petition her to keep that as her permanent look.  She really does look cute.....  ^.^

*blushes*

Err!  I mean, she looks like quite the professional workwoman and Master of all she Surveys.  Â¯v¯'

I tried showing this to the Goddess. I tried to convince her this was done to flatter, not demean, but this reasoning didn't work with her. Humph. An offense of this level was beyond the punishment of having any book or cane thrown at me, so I've been cast off to the land of the daemons to repent for my grievous blasphemies...chiefly, for depicting Unix-sama in three comical pictures, in every one alongside Slackware-chan. I think the thing that did me in was the cosplay part. Oh well, I probably should have seen this coming...

Well,... I suppose you have been more fortunate than most to have survived death for so long.  ^^

Plus you do realize there's the more conspirational side of the story,... you were going to disclose to half the world the TRUE relationship between her and MULT--........... [whispering]  You know who....  ^___~

*C-chan's imagination goes rampant*

Random *NIX-tan #1:  Wow!  A contraband picture of UNIX-sama dressed like the Unholy Hag.  [Editor's Note:  their propaganda, not mine...  ^^']

Random *NIX-tan #2:  Isn't it scary how the Old Hag looks so much like the New one?  [Editor's Note:  their urban slang, not mine...  ^^']

Random *NIX-tan #1:  [loudly]More respect, you!!!
[whispering]  

But hell yeah, I swear they were related!

Random *NIX-tan #2:  UNIX deriving from MULTICS?!  HA!!!  That would be the story of the century!!!

Random Gossipy *NIX-tan #3:  *butts in*  UNIX deriving from wha-?!!!  [/list]

But it could be worse, I could have PO'd a Windows-tan and got sent to DLL hell...

I have to admit,... M$ does know how to make a good hell.  To that, I must tip my hat to them.  ^.^

I gotta go now. Though maybe I can ask Plan 9-tan for a favor and she can bail me outta here...?

*Bella's ghost disappears*

Well Plan 9-tan is a little more flexible than UNIX-sama......

......

However,.....

She probably would also want to keep you as a ghost.  Death fascination, and all.  ^__^;

My advice:  befriend Inferno-chan.  ^.^

*Calls collection agency*

You don't even wanna know what kinda collection agencies they have here in the 9th level of the Inferno...

*evil cackle*

*gulp*

Well,... now that you've experienced some time as a ghost....

Would you recommend that as a viable escape option for me?  ^^'

....

Or should I just head back to the stomach?  ^^;

*shudders*

[Bella]

All swooning aside, yeah, I can tell now -- not even viewing this for more than 2 seconds -- why all the ghost references around the forum all of a sudden. ^.^;

It's amazing how the level of detail really matches the quality of your original sketch. Coupled with the elegant shade work on UNIX-sama's MULTICS dress, and the lighting on Slack-san's glasses and UNIX staff, and to say you've improved by leaps and bounds is the understatement of this quarter-century. ^.^

Thanks!

I do what I can. Each drawing I set out to improve a little bit over my last...to be a little more detailed, correct, and efficient....

I LOL'd at the owl ear hairband over Slack-san. However, though she really really really really wouldn't like it,.... I dunno,... I think that suits the Goddess so well. Turn the wings to black, and I can see to a formation of a suicide cult that would petition her to keep that as her permanent look.

Funny, I nearly made her wings dark gray

As for that suicide cult petition, I'd be willing to draw it up!

PETITION TO KEEP UNIX-SAMA WEARING FRILLY VICTORIAN GOWN AND HAVE WINGS:

I, (sign name)______, agree I want to keep Unix-sama, the known Goddess of the entire OS world, in a frilly gown and to furthermore have wings. By signing this document, I wave all liability for any damages incurred by an inevitably outraged Unix-sama, including, but not limited to, having objects thrown at me, being whacked with a metal staff, woefully one-sided psionic duals, and/or death.
                      (signature)____________________

I think I know why you call it a "suicide cult" now...but hey, Slackware-chan signed already!

She really does look cute..... ^.^

*blushes*

Err! I mean, she looks like quite the professional workwoman and Master of all she Surveys. ¯v¯'

And thou who calleth the Goddess cute shall be smitithed!

-the Book of Unix-sama-ism

Well,... I suppose you have been more fortunate than most to have survived death for so long. ^^

Plus you do realize there's the more conspirational side of the story,... you were going to disclose to half the world the TRUE relationship between her and MULT--........... [whispering] You know who.... ^___~

Hah! The secret of the century, yeah...these are a couple of quotes I pulled up from the Multician site:

"The biggest insult, to me, is when you try to explain that you worked on Multics, the mother of UNIX, no one cares"

"Unix, our famous child...."

I'd hate to know what a blatantly known fact is in Multics circles

Random *NIX-tan #1: Wow! A contraband picture of UNIX-sama dressed like the Unholy Hag. [Editor's Note: their propaganda, not mine... ^^']

Random *NIX-tan #2: Isn't it scary how the Old Hag looks so much like the New one? [Editor's Note: their urban slang, not mine... ^^']

Random *NIX-tan #1: [loudly]More respect, you!!!
[whispering] But hell yeah, I swear they were related!

Random *NIX-tan #2: UNIX deriving from MULTICS?! HA!!! That would be the story of the century!!!

Random Gossipy *NIX-tan #3: *butts in* UNIX deriving from wha-?!!!

XD

I have to admit,... M$ does know how to make a good hell. To that, I must tip my hat to them. ^.^

*frames this*

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[Siya]

PETITION TO KEEP UNIX-SAMA WEARING FRILLY VICTORIAN GOWN AND HAVE WINGS:

I, Marc, agree I want to keep Unix-sama, the known Goddess of the entire OS world, in a frilly gown and to furthermore have wings. By signing this document, I wave all liability for any damages incurred by an inevitably outraged Unix-sama, including, but not limited to, having objects thrown at me, being whacked with a metal staff, woefully one-sided psionic duals, and/or death.


Sorry, my twin wished to sign.

Great job, Bella-san!

[C-Chan]

Oooh, OOOH!!!  ^V^

*puts raincheck up in thread, until he can go find a worthy pen to sign the petition with*

[Bella]

PETITION TO KEEP UNIX-SAMA WEARING FRILLY VICTORIAN GOWN AND HAVE WINGS:

I, Marc, agree I want to keep Unix-sama, the known Goddess of the entire OS world, in a frilly gown and to furthermore have wings. By signing this document, I wave all liability for any damages incurred by an inevitably outraged Unix-sama, including, but not limited to, having objects thrown at me, being whacked with a metal staff, woefully one-sided psionic duals, and/or death.


Sorry, my twin wished to sign.

Great job, Bella-san!

Oh wow, someone was brave enough to sign....

*starts to get that MEWXPZLFUDAWV Club-what-have-we-started-feeling*

Though...I'm thinking Marc is just a made-up person to keep you safe from Unix reprisals; or perhaps your twin brother likes Unix-sama in a frilly dress. Either that, or perhaps this is a joke on Marc...

[C-Chan]

PETITION TO KEEP UNIX-SAMA WEARING FRILLY VICTORIAN GOWN AND HAVE WINGS:

I, C-chan, agree I want to keep Unix-sama, the known Goddess of the entire OS world, in a frilly gown and to furthermore have wings. By signing this document, I wave all liability for any damages incurred by an inevitably outraged Unix-sama, including, but not limited to, having objects thrown at me, being whacked with a metal staff, woefully one-sided psionic duals, and/or death.


Thank you, Bella-sama!  You're the best!!  ^v^

Anyway,... now that it's all done,... time to actually READ what I signed.  ^.^

*starts reading*

Added after 6 minutes:

I think I know why you call it a "suicide cult" now...but hey, Slackware-chan signed already!

Oh yeah,... I DID call it that, didn't I?  ^____^

*one bead of sweatdrop forms*

And thou who calleth the Goddess cute shall be smitithed!

-the Book of Unix-sama-ism

*two beads of sweatdrops form*

I'd hate to know what a blatantly known fact is in Multics circles

Can't help but feel I opened a can of worms here.  ^__^;
*three beads of sweatdrops form*

*frames this*

Aaaaaaah,... glorious, Windows sanctuary.  ^____________^;
And I feel sooooooooooo dirty saying that.  -.-;

*four beads of sweatdrops form*

Oh wow, someone was brave enough to sign....

*starts to get that MEWXPZLFUDAWV Club-what-have-we-started-feeling*

Though...I'm thinking Marc is just a made-up person to keep you safe from Unix reprisals; or perhaps your twin brother likes Unix-sama in a frilly dress. Either that, or perhaps this is a joke on Marc...

Brave... enough... to... sign...?

....

*five beads of sweatdrops form*

*tries to erase hoof signature, but fails*

Okay, I'm dead.  ^_____^

....

Bella-sama,... in case you're still a ghost, here, I brought some company....

*ushers in Ghostzilla-tan, Neptune-tan and CTSS-tan*

Since I might be joining you soon, figured the more the merrier, no?  ^^;

[Siya]

Oh wow, someone was brave enough to sign....

*starts to get that MEWXPZLFUDAWV Club-what-have-we-started-feeling*

Though...I'm thinking Marc is just a made-up person to keep you safe from Unix reprisals; or perhaps your twin brother likes Unix-sama in a frilly dress. Either that, or perhaps this is a joke on Marc...

Well, I wouldn't necessarily call Marc brave.  He's more along the lines of utterly stupid, but I assure you that the other half of myself is really there.



*points to the yellow haired being attached to the other end of the see-saw*

I just don't let him talk in most forums.  Unfortunately, due to our attachment, if he dies, I probably will too. -__-;

[Bella]

PETITION TO KEEP UNIX-SAMA WEARING FRILLY VICTORIAN GOWN AND HAVE WINGS:

I, C-chan, agree I want to keep Unix-sama, the known Goddess of the entire OS world, in a frilly gown and to furthermore have wings. By signing this document, I wave all liability for any damages incurred by an inevitably outraged Unix-sama, including, but not limited to, having objects thrown at me, being whacked with a metal staff, woefully one-sided psionic duals, and/or death.


Thank you, Bella-sama! You're the best!! ^v^

OMG! Another signer! You may want to go into hiding for a bit, or at least seek sanctuary with some Multicians or VMS Bigots

Bella-sama,... in case you're still a ghost, here, I brought some company....

*ushers in Ghostzilla-tan, Neptune-tan and CTSS-tan*

Since I might be joining you soon, figured the more the merrier, no? ^^;

Ah, yes, Plan 9-san has agreed to necromance me as soon as I finish a drawing of her. That, and come to a cookout they're holding; headcrab in drawn butter and leg-of-daemon is on the menu. O___o

Well, I wouldn't necessarily call Marc brave. He's more along the lines of utterly stupid, but I assure you that the other half of myself is really there.

Ahhh, I always wondered who exactly was in your avi!

[C-Chan]

Well, I wouldn't necessarily call Marc brave. He's more along the lines of utterly stupid, but I assure you that the other half of myself is really there.

Sou sou, I almost forget about those two see-saw kids that try to eat that nice young woman.  

Well okay, actually I lie... I see them just about every day on your avi.  ^^'

Ah, yes, Plan 9-san has agreed to necromance me as soon as I finish a drawing of her. That, and come to a cookout they're holding; headcrab in drawn butter and leg-of-daemon is on the menu. O___o

Put a good word for me, 'kay?  ^___^;

[Bella]

Ooooh, I also got Slackware-tan to sign the petition. She also requested for me to draw up a petition to keep her cosplaying as Unix-sama...though I dunno how that'll go over -___-

*sees Slackware-chan crossing the River Styx*

Uh oh....

[Bella]

Plan9-san and Inferno-chan. Beta-ish version, I dunno if I'm done or not, and I'm open to suggestions for improvment. You'd be very surprised how quickly I vector sketched and shaded this pic (2 or 3 hours); I took most of my time on the shading/highlighting...

[C-Chan]

Well,... as they say,... second time's a charm.... ^___^

*C-CHAN EXPLODES*



I may only have suggestions regarding Plan9-san's staff and Inferno-chan's shoe.  But otherwise, it hardly looks beta.  @v@

Oh wait,... here's one,..... needs C-chan's contribution (previously-promised BSD-tans).  Bad C-chan, bad!  ^^;

*stays exploded*

[Siya]

Plan9 and Inferno look AWESOME!  I'm really liking Inferno's orange stripe.