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Started by Laevatein, February 25, 2007, 09:50:25 PM

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Smokey

#45
August 18, 2009, 07:15:55 PM
that really sucks...
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NejinOniwa

#46
August 18, 2009, 07:18:05 PM
6 people with the surname Konstig, means Weird...

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And WHAT will the 20 people with the surname "Villig", which means Willing, tell the judge at the rape trial?
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Smokey

#47
August 18, 2009, 07:18:15 PM
well, i remembered, a Dutch radio DJ is named Koen, wich is Afghan for ass.... That's a shame, because his station also hosts Uruzgan FM... :D
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NejinOniwa

#48
August 18, 2009, 07:21:48 PM
4 women and 12 men named Neon, 2 guys named Argon and 25 people with the surname Radon. Hey, complete my periodic table already, damnit!

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2 guys named Syre (swe for oxygen), keep fighting!

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2 guys named Kol (carbon), too little!
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Smokey

#49
August 18, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
Some people just don't take names seriously... ^_^
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Aurora Borealis

#50
August 18, 2009, 07:25:14 PM
Carbon and Oxygen... There's a really bad joke I could make at the moment...

You just need to find some people with the last names of Radon or Xenon and Helium and you'll have the Noble Gases column complete!

EDIT: I meant Krypton and not Radon! AAAAAAAUGH!

NejinOniwa

#51
August 18, 2009, 07:42:09 PM
I found Radon already, you're thinking of Krypton.


Which is odd, considering the superman reference.

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Also, 1 guy named Xenon. Now that's pretty badass.

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And some idiot named Alkis, which means alcohol addict...

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And 2 idiots named Mutta, which means <insert word for the female sexual reproductive organ of your choice here>

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And 24 people with the surname Akne...you can guess the meaning of that.

"nice pimples, Akne!"

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And 1 guy named Pimp...i mean, seriously.

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And 1 woman whose name is Satan.

Oh lol.

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And a woman whose name is Mister...


...awkward. >_>

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And who the hell is stupid enough to name their child Klaus-Dieter? (apparently it has been done 57 times)

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And lastly, 2 poor boys named Kaktus (cactus). WHY, PARENTS, WHY!?


Now then, good night.
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Chocofreak13

#52
August 18, 2009, 11:21:20 PM
i'm gonna name my kid milo if he's a boy. i love that name.

of course, just to piss off my friends donovan and dan, if i have 2 sons, their middle names will be donovan and daniel. xD

*fail* can't get english to swedish translatior to work. srry.
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Smokey

#53
August 19, 2009, 04:47:42 AM
Naah, i'm gonna stick with Otawakkawakkabillalullaweh...
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NejinOniwa

#54
August 19, 2009, 05:26:08 AM
Now that's just plain nonsensical.
Like the numbers of people who named their children Aragorn.
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Smokey

#55
August 19, 2009, 06:51:52 AM
OMG...
Fandom much? ^_^
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NejinOniwa

#56
August 19, 2009, 02:40:07 PM
You don't say. LOTR frenzy has hit this country hard.

Here are your stats:
Faramir - 5 men
Boromir - 1 man
Samwise - 3 men
Merry - 1 man, 40 women
Meriadoc - 2 men
Aragorn - 43 men
Gandalf - 25 men
Legolas - 44 men
Gimli - 13 men
Frodo - 22 men
Pippin - 1 man
Peregrin - 3 men
Éowyn - 34+17 women (second number are those who got that accent right)
Éomer - 1+2 men
Theoden - 3+2 men
Arwen - 125 women
Galadriel - 36 women
Elrond - 5 men
Sauron - 6 men

Pretty much the only major characters we're missing are Celeborn (Galadriel's hubby) and Saruman.
Srsly, wtf.

Next up is star wars. >:3

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Or wait, that's just gonna be plain boring, isn't it -.-

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Except for the 5 Obi-wan's...

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And the 21 guys and 4 women who didn't realize Skywalker is a SURNAME, you bloody idiots...

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The 30-ish Yoda's might have other reasons, but still...

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And 3 CHEWBACCA'S? WHAT THE FLYING DOGSHITS IN THE AIR IS THIS!?
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Aurora Borealis

#57
August 19, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
;088

That is absolutely hilarious, and disturbing at the same time!

But the 3 people named Chewbacca?! WTF?! I'm totally baffled by this. Why? Of all the Star Wars character names, why did some people have to pick Chewbacca for their kids?!

Smokey

#58
August 19, 2009, 04:40:35 PM
yeah, pick Han... :P
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NejinOniwa

#59
August 19, 2009, 06:44:19 PM
Even worse would be the fans so decripitly addicted they rename themselves...to CHEWBACCA!?

What does it take to do that, a deathwish?
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