Strange Quotes

[NejinOniwa]

Alright! BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Disclaimer: Today's show has nothing to do with the actual plot.

Confirming what i said - this is the least serious anime ever made. FWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

[Kami-Tux]

Some song quotes:

"Life is demanding without understanding"
(Ace of Base - The sign)

"It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice"
(Scooter, Move your ass)


"But we were born into this new world of computers
and we became a generation of losers
but I said it before and I'll say it again:
it's like being hot just remembering"
Futuristic Sex Robots - Back in the days

[NejinOniwa]

Just re-watched Live A Live a few mins ago. And then I came to the preview for the next episode and...WTF!?? No seriously...

Haruhi: Next time on Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu: episode five!
Kyon: Wrong! Next time, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, episode 13...Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu V. Will we see some impressive ESP action next week?
Koizumi: Make sure you have a spoon near your TV. And here we go...magaare! (and bend!)
Kyon & Haruhi: Sugoi!

If it wasn't for the fact that I've already got it on my HDD, it would have been such a damn FUKKEN SAEVD stamp on that one...-w-

LOLZ!!

[Kami-Tux]

These two, I overheard at the congress last weekend:

"(Creating) redundancy by redundancy!"

"Either I am for or against it!"

"Beam me up scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!"

[NejinOniwa]

"Beam me up scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!"

Hah, my mom's got a pin like that she stole from me...although she is eccentric enough to make it fit well ^^

[Anarururu]

You'll never need more than 1 Mega Byte of hard disk space.
Talking to yourself is a sign of mental collapse.
No one has more power than yourself.
Anyone can cook.
Life and death are peaceful, it's the transition that's uncomfortable.
The internet is for porn.
I am god, destroyer of worlds.
It goes where!?

Who ever made these are nutcases... for the most part... the exception might be the last one.

[CaptBrenden]

Im sure we can call guess waht IT is, infact i have two helpful diagram pictures for it, but i couldnt post them in this forum

[NejinOniwa]

“When small children go to bed, the check their closet for the boogeyman. When The boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck goes to bed, he checks his closet for me, or occassionally John Travolta.”

“TONIGHT WE DINE IN 19TH CENTURY BRITAIN!!!
...mmm, scones.”

"It isn't rape if you shout "Surprise!" first, then it's just surprise sex."

“I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you'll still be Winston Churchill.”

"Personally, I think women being attracted to women is immoral. But not quite as bad as men being attracted to women."

"They're gonna kiss! They're gonna kiss! They are sooo gonna kiss! Damn it a hug. CURSE YOU HOLLYWOOD!"

...how i love you, wiki.

[Anahuyu]

I only have one quote. It was said by Anarururu and me... in the middle of summer. She was asleep when it started.

7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... -sits up throwing her hands in the air- HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now lets have sex till morning. -looks around- crap, it was a dream.

What gave it away, no snow?

No, you never come to my new year parties cause you afraid the boogiewoman will make out with you.

[CaptBrenden]

XD

[Anarururu]

Hey, it's true. Any drunk, sexually inclined woman is the boogiewoman. so are women who stop at nothing to get into bed with him. They're pretty much the same thing. So to prevent his fear of having sex, he never shows up.


I think it's cute, a guy with intercoursephobia. I mean, I'd like to have sex, but it's fun to see him tick every time I get close to him for any reason.

[NejinOniwa]

This is...omfh...reversed? >w< PARADOX!

[CaptBrenden]

Harlem Wade:
"It is the fate of men to create monsters, it is the fate of monsters to destroy their creators"

[Kyo-Chan]

I Wish I was a catgirl...

Ignore above words.

"Lets all run to the 7-11 and get up on redbull"
- My freind

[NejinOniwa]

Many people can't understand why I think leaflets are such serious problem, because making them only kills trees. But what if it killed little wooden puppies? I think then, they'd all be a lot more concerned.

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