Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

Started by NejinOniwa, February 11, 2007, 02:25:19 PM

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Smokey

You should watch all three, special extended DVDs of the Lord of the rings while hanging upside down from a lamp post, while holding a leek in each hand...

Now, how would i know that?... :D
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NekOSaka

You would know that because you have the ability to remember things you previously learn.

Why doesn't the toaster have an safety/semi-auto/automatic setting nob?

Toki

Because the toast demands to be deadly. Especially my Hello Kitty Toaster.

If trees are green because they absorb every color except green then why cant I absorb green?
CUTE IS JUSTICE!!

Smokey

You could if you'd finally install your latest firmware-update...

Does anyone have an update for poor Toki??
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NejinOniwa

*rushes in with a lump of data* I do, I do! There are some upgrades for the tentacle navigation system, I copied them off my own system and adjusted them - and then there's the calibrator and a few autocats. But the green mod isn't slated for dev until october >_>


What EVER are we gonna do!?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

We shall develop our own custom Green patch...

Should we implement augmentations as well??
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NekOSaka

Depends on what we're going for as the desired end effect...

Have you guy's noticed this has now become  "Pimp, My, Toki"

Smokey

.........Yes, I have.........

*looks deviously at NekOSaka*

.........Hmm.........

*gins like KuroNeko-Sama always does*

Say don't you think that NekOSaka could do with more bells and frills??
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NejinOniwa

Who do you think it is, Mat Cauthon!?


Now. PINK OR RED? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

NekOSaka

You lie Nejin, there can only be pink and red.

Haven't you seen Elfen Lied?

NejinOniwa

Unfortunately, yes. But the ending sucked so much I couldn't make anything out of the thing at all, so I formatted it away from my brain.



In what format is YOUR brain formatted?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

NekOSaka

Umm.... I don't know, I see lots of zombies. But everytime there are zombies everyone else is stupid. Every now and then Chiyochan's Dad is there, he's an ok guy, or cat. I forget which one.

Will you help if those zombies come back?

NejinOniwa

Urk, no! Zombies are TERRIBLE for my stomach, you know! They totally mess up my digestion...


Or wait, are you saying that I could do something else to my enemies rather than eat them?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

Smokey

Well, yes...You could desintegrate them...

Why would you ask?
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NejinOniwa

Because...THEY HURT ME INSIDES!!! BAWWWWWWWW



Now. CRAPPIEST SPRING SEASON NEW ANIME?
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS