Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

Started by NejinOniwa, February 11, 2007, 02:25:19 PM

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NejinOniwa

Ha! WATCH! *streches out fingers to maximum length*
BANNER-STAR...STORM!!! *swoosh*
There you go, all down.

And as a bonus, I've escaped my fate as a sufferer of a Glitch In The System. Feel like you've got a story to tell?
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Smokey

Yes I do feel like i have absolutely no story at all to tell...

Could a man dig straight through teh earth with a lawnmower?
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NekOSaka

Only if he believed in himself an had sold his soul to the devil.

If your not interested in dealing with the devil I could give you a decent price, interested?

NejinOniwa

You think I'm just going to sit back, follow the rules and let you win!? Well I say, screw the rules, I have money!




Demons>Devils. Truth?
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Smokey

Well, that could be the truth, but then it would conflict with Angels<is not>God...

If good can't exist without Evil, is it then Good to be Evil???
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NejinOniwa

No...but it's really damn smart to be.
(also, we have cooler outfits)



Now when did I leave my bike?
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Smokey

You didn't... it went away by itself...

Now what could you have done to yer bike in order to make it go away...by itself...?
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NekOSaka

Nejin could have told the bike that the bike was adopted. Off on a long and difficult journey to find his true parents, the bike will face many hardships and meet many friends and have to cross the valley of the Bronx.

Who are the real parents?

NejinOniwa

The lawnmower.

Õ_õ

Now a guest appearance! SERIOUS QUESTION THAT MIGHT SEEM STUPID!

Which one of the 7 (known) dimensions applies to all the others, and how?
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Smokey

the fourth, i guess...Because the fourth dimension can exist in the first three at least...

Weren't there more dimensions??
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NejinOniwa

Well, in a more traditional sense, "Dimensions" all exist in equilbrum in between the fifth, sixth and seventh dimensions.


Interdimensional BIKE, anyone?
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NekOSaka


NejinOniwa

Not that woop!



So me and my friends are going out today, and we're gonna check out the mall and do some leisure shooping...are you on?
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Smokey

No I'm currently on standby, come back in 15 mins...

Can i borrow some of your sleep?
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NejinOniwa

I have none available. PROTIP: Ask narcoleptics, not chronic insomniacs. They're generally got more in stock.



Now, I fear I am suffering from the Suzumiya Complex. What am I supposed to do?
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