Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

[NejinOniwa]

Um. Actually, nothing directly. Except that the sun would rise in west and set in east.
INDIRECTLY it would make a LOT of things fuxed up, though - you know how humans are...



What'd happen if we, on the other hand, not rotated, but ROLLED forward? (as in, the equator is the rotational axis)

[Smokey]

That would upset the hot/cold balance so badly we would have to install a nucular-powered-freezer on each of the poales to stop all our precious PC's from overheeting....

What if the siksteen uppermost top-domain-servurs went on strike?

[NekOSaka]

We would have to build our own out of cardboard and insanity.

What flavor are you?

[NejinOniwa]

Hmm...I am the flavor you get if you fry meat in eggs, salt and honey for half an hour.

REALLY TASTY... -w- *drool*



Ok then - WHERE IN YOUR HAIR ARE YOUR SPECIAL POWERS!?

[Smokey]

Theyr not in mai hair, theyr in mai first ajortal valve...tssss

Now Mr. Oniwa...Where doo yoo hide my quantum-combobulator?

[NejinOniwa]

Oh, that? Did I have it? I don't remember...or wait.
Combobulator?
Then I must have...broken it...with my...
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

XD

And now, for a classic, since I'm just reading that part of the manga...

VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level!?

[Chazzie]

It's over ONE THOUSAND!!

ArE yOu sTiLL tHerE?

[NejinOniwa]

No, I'm arselessly rolling around on the floor after watching that stupid flashie. XD




So what about old tapes from when you were 4 years old and were trying to learn how to - not sing - but PRONOUNCE THE DAMN WORDS IN THE TEXT!?

[Smokey]

I burnet them with a bloc of ice, dah

So... do you kno where i can bui some brand-knew antique furnitchure?

[NejinOniwa]

Get yourself a time machine. OR! Put something in the Vending Machine and hope for the best. ^^




So! The supreme art of Ranting, how supreme is it, really? What are the FINAL FORM and SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME ATTACKS?

[NekOSaka]

Final form= Flan SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ATTACK= Sinking

How are twin waterfalls possible underwater?

[Smokey]

They have to attend a 4-year twin-falling course for water at Harvard U...

Why don't birds do loopings?

[NejinOniwa]

Now, gentlemen:
Sunshine, cloudy, hail, snow, rain or Raine?

[NekOSaka]

Now...

WHO WANT'S THIS DOG?




(this post was brought to you by Ollie Williams)

[NejinOniwa]

You really thought I wanted your dog...?
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Now I ate breakfast this morning; BUT IS THERE ANY BREAKSLOW, AND CAN YOU EAT IT?