Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

CaptBrenden · November 24, 2007, 02:15:02 AM

D:
I soppose the newspaper, I has to use the restroom anyways.

are you regular or extra crispy?

Kami-Tux · November 24, 2007, 02:17:32 AM

You should not attempt the things you are hinting at now, I taste like vim and joe and I'd gpl your genetic code

CaptBrenden · November 24, 2007, 02:28:37 AM

did you forget your question?

Kami-Tux · November 24, 2007, 02:41:19 AM

Quote from: "CaptBrenden"did you forget your question?

Why are you so mean to tuxen - and who put that decaf in my thermos?

CaptBrenden · November 24, 2007, 02:43:47 AM

Thats not decaf, I simply absorbed the caffine from it by standing near you.

Why are you so mean to teh windows users?

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(plus, Im not being mean, I even wanted to invite you over for thanksgiving dinner :9)

Kami-Tux · November 24, 2007, 02:53:29 AM

Because they use Windows! *squawk*! If you support windows, you support terrorism of a company against free competition, good OS-design, stability and security.

Why aren't you at least using ReactOS?

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Edit: oh, I saw that rather late... consider it joking, which is not intended to be mean or insulting.

CaptBrenden · November 24, 2007, 02:54:40 AM

most likely because I have no bloody idea what it is, and it didnt come on my machine.

is it true tuxes taste like chicken?

(Im getting hungry IRL here XD)

Kami-Tux · November 25, 2007, 05:05:19 AM

No, Tuxen taste of 'Oh my Athe! I am becoming GPLed!'

Is it true lusers taste of herring? :p

NejinOniwa · December 06, 2007, 12:49:02 PM

That's got to be a Red Herring, I'm sure!

Would using homemade acityl-salicylic acid as aspirin be insanity? (Cuz i have a bit of a headache, and we made that stuff in chemistry class today...)

Siya · December 06, 2007, 07:31:06 PM

Anything a student makes in chemistry class should be considered safe for human consumption.

What percentage of a coroner's patients are dead, typically?

NejinOniwa · December 07, 2007, 01:24:17 AM

(just read through the first parts of this thread - those are GLORY. needs to regain that, so gogo longpost rangers!)

Well, at the start of the treatment, 96.5 percent (the missing 3.5 are the coffee breaks). At its end, though, none are left just dead as they are - the coroners is the biggest branch of necromancers left in the world to this day, so they always leave their victims rather UNdead than dead. They have, however, sworn never to control the undead except in times of need, so they only do so to practice their arts - however, some Fallen coroners, and their Highest, control large armies of previously dead soldiers.

Slip, hyper or warp, they're all the same - so is it likely that BENDERSPACE actually exists?

NekOSaka · December 10, 2007, 01:04:10 PM

Only if you clap your hands toghether really hard and believe!

Well Peter Puppy, are they doing it?

NejinOniwa · December 10, 2007, 02:07:04 PM

Nah, that's Peter Parker you should be talkin' to, I ain't dealin' much in this department... -,-

What the hell IS Twitchycreep, anyway!? Define!

NekOSaka · December 11, 2007, 08:40:55 AM

A caterpillar with tourette's syndrome.

What the hell IS that sparkle in Nejin's sig?

NejinOniwa · December 13, 2007, 10:13:20 AM

Are you stupid? Of course it's...
...
err...
What the hell IS it, anyway?
It might be a miniature sun, or a golden tooth kidnapped by a fly or mischievous tooth fairy, or maybe a Golden Fly (ala breath of fire II), but what does ANY of those things have to do with the picture!?

Would you consider it madness if all over the country, girls and boys dressed up in huge white nightrobe-thingies and put candles on their heads, while walking around singing? (...I'm doing it...)