Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

[NekOSaka]

To cause us pain and suffering?

Which is the best, brownies, cookies... or grenades?

[NejinOniwa]

Of course, the ultimate combo always prevails - behold, the power of the mighty BROWN COOKIENADE!!! >w<



Which is best, a tomahawk axe, a musket, or a tomahawk musket EGG?

[NekOSaka]

Indian weapon of tamahawk, Pilgram weapon of musket...Thanksgiving Egg!

Which holiday is the most METAL?

[NejinOniwa]

's gotta be MIDSUMMER.
Think about it - christian holidays, like easter and christmas, get some 1-2 weeks of holiday.
Norse/otherwise heathen stuff like midsummer gets 2 AND A HALF MONTHS.
Now THAT's metal.



What kind of METAL is most METAL?

[NekOSaka]

Oooo.... Thats a tough one... My vote has got to be Steel. Iron was up there, I like Silver but its more elegant then flat out METAL.

What is your favorite phase of matter?

[CaptBrenden]

Goo.  Like on nickalodian.  Green is best.  But orange is fine too.

i can has cheez burgr?

[NejinOniwa]

NOZ! I MAYED DIS WAN FUR MAHSELF, AN I WEEL EET IT BUH MAHSELF!!! *om nom nom nom*

And! Steel is no metal! Is an ALLOY!!! NEKOSAKA IS DISQUALIFIED FROM THE PERIODIC TABLE CONTEST!!!

Okay then, what kind of LIQUID is most LIQUID? Protip: Water does not do the trick.

[CaptBrenden]

ky <_< >_> XD

excuse me, WTF are you doin?

[NewYinzer]

I'm in ur base, stealin' ur flag and runnin' away in a 'shee!

What is full metal?

[CaptBrenden]

He is a runt, a pip squeek, so small and insignificant I couldnt bend over and find him.

Seriously, WTF?

[NejinOniwa]

Widdle Tiny Fullmetal? Yes.



Would I be slain if i typed a question here entirely in MORSE CODE?

[NekOSaka]

Only if Bob Dole doesn't give his seal of clearance.

Do you know what the seal of clearance looks like?

[Kami-Tux]

Like this: http://foto.kairaven.de/animals/seal2.jpg.html

Where are my pants?

[CaptBrenden]

they were taken by the genestealers of the 41st millenium. They will now get in your pants... and walk around in them.

dood... wheres my car?

[Kami-Tux]

Errr, *squawk*.... *looks very embarrassed* *squawks again*

should I tell you of my attempts to drive it or do you want to read in the newspapers about it?