Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

[NekOSaka]

Its seeing how many licks it takes to get to the blood filled center of a Captain pop.

Is your blood deleeshios?

[CaptBrenden]

I R NOT A KAYKES!  I HAS A FLVR N IT R NOT KAYKES! U STOPS TRIEEING TO EATS MEH!

Chiyo chan, why are you flying?

[NekOSaka]

They must have taken controle of her brain! I'll save you Chiyo! -pulls off pigtails- *thud* 0.0

What should I do?!

[CaptBrenden]

wake up!  Falcon, Eggplant! Wake up NekOsaka!

If the cake is a lie, is the pie a truth?

[NekOSaka]

Only Boxy Brown can know for sure.

"Now are you askin' boy, or are you telln'?"

[NejinOniwa]

"I AIN'T TELLIN YUH NUTHIN', AND I AIN'T SAYIN' NUTHIN!"

Now what the hell do you make out of THAT, sergeant?

[CaptBrenden]

DO I LOOK LIKE A SERGEANT TO YOU? *gnaws on your head*

Do you has a flavr?

[NekOSaka]

Yes, and I taste deleeshios. And depending on how hard one bites, blood. Which is also deleeshios. Yeay iron!

Have you ever priced Reagent Grade Iron Oxide?

[CaptBrenden]

Yeah, magic rust is more expensive then regular rust.   Im a rust enthusiest.  

no not really, I cant back that up.


are you candy? ._.

[NekOSaka]

If I was candy I would have eaten myself to death years ago. But that reminds me of my most awesome idea ever involving candy besides the running joke with me and my friends of how "Everybody loves the taste of Mint in their mouth" (Think Galaxy Angel). Well my idea is this, you have a pumpkin sized candy, the first 1.5cm is chocolate (possibly colored orange), the next 2 inches are Reeses peanut butter filling, and the seeds are Reeses Pieces. Its the Reeses Pumpkin!

Do you want a Reeses Pumpkin?

[CaptBrenden]

._.  id die.  but id die happy.  NOM NOM NOM


where do you bury the survivors after a plane crash?

[NejinOniwa]

You DON'T.
*OM NOM NOM NOM*



Is that cruel? Much?

[CaptBrenden]

not if your a zombie. Zombies naturaly eat survivors.

jebus boy, did that hurt?!

[NekOSaka]

It hurt like a catholic being forced to fight Zombie Jesus.

Do YOU know the purpose of easter eggs?
(guess the reference)

[NejinOniwa]

...piñata?



Do YOU know the purpose of General Chaton?