Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

[Icelilly]

Put tons and tons of blue and green paint all over it.

Why can't we travel through time?

[NejinOniwa]

Let's ask the Haruhi characters!!!
*summons three hologram-thingies*

Huh? That's just lack of enthusiasm, you wimp! My SOS-Dan shall achieve this goal for the sake of mankind, and making the world a lot more fun!!!

I cannot. However, time traveling is not very difficult. Words would be insufficient for conveying the concept, and you would not understand.

Umm...kinsoku jikou desu ;

There we go! Got your answer? ^w^




WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY DAMN CPU FAN!?!?!

[Icelilly]

You broke it years ago and forgot to replace it! ^^;

How come I can't fly?

[Zalian]

It is because you don't have wings, or if you do then you're doing it wrong. Otherwise it could be because you're too heavy to float.

Why don't katana have built in crowbars?

[NejinOniwa]

Because they're SWORDS, elegant instruments of decapitation - not a damn burglar's tool!


And also, you stole my answer to Lilly-san's question, Zalian, but i thought it was so damn awesome (read: I needed it for my question to make sense) so I'll post it anyway...

Because Our Empress, the great Suzumiya Haruhi-sama, has not chosen you as part of the Mahou Shoujo faction.

>w<


...wait, what exactly would happen if Lilly-san was a Mahou Shoujo? *gets a feeling of impending doom and Brokeback Nejin*

[CaptBrenden]

Depends, does she show up as sparkyly multi colored light in mid transformation or is she visibly naked?  If its the later Im sure we all know what yould happen (this is the internets ~desu)

What would happen if Nejin became a monk, and a warewolf?

[Gummster]

We'd have to find the guy who divided with zero...

What would happen to the world if it were to be ruled by organists?

[CaptBrenden]

We would all have the GUTS and the HEART to handle any situation!

What if the tootsie pop owel ate your tootsie pop?

[NejinOniwa]

...most likely, it would transform into a Waddle Dee.



And here's a toughie:
What would KIRBY do if that happened?

[CaptBrenden]

He would swollow it, gain the tootsie rolls powers of unknown licks.. and then be eaten by that damn owl.  *a moment of silence for kirby*

What if sony and nintendo decided that they had no buisness in the gaming market and sold all their assests to microsoft?

[Techno the fox]

There would be an eruption of Xbox 360 and PC games.
Then Sega would rise from the ashes of gaming's past and start making systems again, Until a new company produced an even more hi-rez console and sold it, Making millions and beating both of them.
And thus the gaming timeline starts over again.

Why DID[/u] the chicken cross the road?

[NekOSaka]

Because of HIM


What IS with the Japanese and the Colonel? Am I missing some sort of series reference or something?

[NejinOniwa]

I'm with you there, bro. Sappari wakaranai.



What do you think you would get for your birthday, if you lived with your family in the Union of Pyria?

[CaptBrenden]

Shivered timbers and a dead mans chest.  Hopefully that means a treasue chest full of booty.. and not the other thing.


What would you do if there was a invading army of egyption undead lead by a mummy king attacking your home town?

[Techno the fox]

Heroic option: Grab a chainsaw and a few guns and save the world, RE-4 style.

Cowardly option: Take Inu-t and my PSP, go hide in my basement, and hope that they'll eventually go away.

What would you get if you crossed Homeko, 2K-tan, 3.1-sama and Suiseiseki?