Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

[Icelilly]

We shove it in a spambot machine and let it run. And.... you're welcome.

How would it be possible to bring the OS-tans into real life?

[NejinOniwa]

AI systems with NI plugins to humanoid interfaces, I've given some thought into that over the years. The only thing left would be how to actually translate the neural data to binary, but since you need an NI for that before you actually thought about it in the first place OSHI-

It wouldn't, it would create too much of a pime taradox.


How pointless is your CV if the only thing you have in it is "Professional WoW player"?

[Kami-Tux]

It is not pointless at all. The Chinese goldfarming company will happily employ you if you made a living just with WoW.


Where can one meet real Linux-penguins?

[Techno the fox]

In Sub dimmension 1836-B ; The Linux Dimmension.

But I must warn you..They are agressive towards windows users.
Approach at your own risk.

What would it take to stop an army of angry Me-tans, bent on world domination?

[Acher13]

give up nejin-san as sacrifice. *hopefully he can tame all the ME*

what would you do if that plan dont work?

[Tsubashi]

Correct your grammar and syntax. I'm not particularly worried about Emuii-tan taking over the world, she'll freeze before you can save your work ^.^

What does one do as the solstice approaches?

[Kami-Tux]

Suffer through Ikea advertising and find someone to lose ones virginity with. Oh and install Linux on at least 5 computers.

Where are my keys?


Edit: Techno, even to assume I use Windows... /me is a very sad penguin now

[Q4(V)]

In the last place you didn't left them....


what does it take to kidnap 3.1 sama and keep her forever?

[Techno the fox]

1. Either an Incredible amount of bravery....Or just a lack of common sence.

2. An EXTREMELY well hidden and hevily guarded secret base,to protect you from her armies of fans of course.


What do you do if you run out of Coca-Cola and Ramen at 2:00 AM when all the stores are closed?

[Zalian]

Fly to Tokyo immediately, they have 24-hour ramen cola shops.

What's a cross between a Dio Brando and a Megalith?

[Icelilly]

A day when the world ends!

What do you get when you cross ME and XP Pro?

[NekOSaka]

One hell of an H scene.

Why haven't they got around to making a toaster that you CAN bring into a bathtub?

[Gummster]

Because toasters as they are is a good answer to the human overpopulation.

Who invented the internet?

[Techno the fox]

The answer to that is truly unknown.
But since Bill Gates invented windows, and windows is the most common Running system  people get on the internet with.
Most people just give him credit.

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG?!?!

[NekOSaka]

OMFG!! *pulls pins from thermite grenades hidden in pants*
...aw hell... Not cool....

How do you treat fourth degree burns with art supplies?