Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

[UltZero]

Ball bearings and someone pedaling really hard.

Why does the sun rise and set?

[Acher13]

what goes up must come down. the sun is to tired for being up so it set down to relax.

why snow are cold?

[UltZero]

Because snow is actually fragments of an alternate dimension where everything is always cold.

Why is the world round?

[Acher13]

its flat, but someone pump it into a round sphere like thinging.

why is the sun is hot then?

[UltZero]

It's actually a very big lightbulb screwed into the sky and lightbulbs get hot.

Why are shiny coins shiny?

[Acher13]

someone wax it with shoe wax..
thats why mom said no coin in mouth.

the sea water is so salty, who's fault is that?

[UltZero]

Probably Bob. He keeps salting his water saying it will taste better if he does.

Why does it rain?

[Acher13]

you get it wrong dude, its not rain but someone is sprinkling from above if you know what i mean.

how to know if a girl likes you or not?

[UltZero]

She beats the living crap out of you then smiles innocently at your contorted body and tells you to stop following her or she's calling the police.

[Acher13]

smile......

[UltZero]

Oh my bad, I didn't ask a question. Sorry. I didn't pay attention. So...

What if a girl accused you of being a stalker and reported you to the authorities?

[Acher13]

i'll say its not me, my body is moved on its own. lol

what will you do then?

[UltZero]

I'll avoid any contact with any human for a while to make sure I'm not involved in anything.

What is the Internet?

[Acher13]

international net, a net that is legal to use in all country around the world.

why is firefox called firefox?

[UltZero]

It's a poorly done imitation of a phoenix.

Why am I still here at 2:15 AM?