Stupid Questions With STUPIDER answers

Bella · April 19, 2007, 10:20:31 PM

A: God was always there...in one dimension or another...

Q: What's the stupidest question you've ever heard?

zjhentohlauedy · April 20, 2007, 01:27:16 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kami-Tux · April 20, 2007, 02:53:55 AM

Because it is no microkernel chicken (which just would send a message).

Who ate my breakfast?!

Exa · April 20, 2007, 03:29:56 AM

An unknown shadowy guy who hates penguines and Linuxes. He wants to make his revenge in that way.

What would happen if we mix penguines with pigs?

Kami-Tux · April 20, 2007, 03:50:34 AM

new surpreme OS-tans are created because you combine the OSS knowledge of the Tux with the drawing skills of the pig.

huh?! where am I?

zjhentohlauedy · April 20, 2007, 05:19:08 AM

your in the twilight ZONE!!! Ta-dum! ta-dum!!

where do chocolate come from?

Kami-Tux · April 20, 2007, 07:00:26 AM

From a magic fountain in a museum in Cologne! GNOMEs then make chocolate bars and other chocolate goodness out of it (which also explains wy GNOME is that fat)

Why is it always that if you want to print n pages, you only have n-1 sheets of paper?

zjhentohlauedy · April 20, 2007, 07:27:47 AM

because the printer feels that you are going to forget it if it finishes its job so it counts and eats the paper so that the task never ends, for some time anyway. printers are extremely jealous of other hardwares.

why is this thread suddenly getting popular?

Exa · April 20, 2007, 08:28:36 AM

Because it has mind controlling powers which force people to post here!

When will the world end?

Bella · April 20, 2007, 11:08:52 AM

A: 2012. The Mayans say so.

Q: Are scanners suicidal?

CaptBrenden · April 20, 2007, 12:02:55 PM

yes... If they had arms they would cut themselves.

what is the square root of purple? Show your work.

NejinOniwa · April 20, 2007, 08:33:00 PM

The square root of purple is the color of that dress i hid in your drawer yesterday, cappy. Wear it to work and show yours.

How epic is revolution?

Exa · April 21, 2007, 12:45:58 AM

The epicness of a revolution is based on many factors, like the number of the revolutionists (NR) and the number of the ones they fight against (NA), depends on the cause (C, from 1 to 100), how many people fall on both sides (NF), and the number of "heroes"/leaders on both sides (NH)
It is like:
((NR+NA)*C+NF)*NH
It can be used not only on revolutions, but on wars, too!
We count epicness in Legy (from Legendary). From 1000000 Legy starts the true epic events!

What would happen if someone has all the blood which spilled ever? (In good liquid quality.)

NejinOniwa · April 21, 2007, 04:13:52 AM

He would INSTANTLY become abducted by Tsubashi and all his fellow kinsmen and used as the most long-lasting food ever.

Speaking of which, how many grammes of salad is there on a Big Mac Index Burger?

Gummster · April 22, 2007, 03:17:10 PM

None what so ever o_o

How many Big Macs have there been sold in the history of man kind?