OS-tan light bulb jokes

[C-Chan]

Just some friendly joking between us Commodores and Amigas. ^^

Cuuuuue....  ^.^
I only have an OS/2-tan with me....
I'm so jealous..... ^v^

'Komodoa-san' would be Japanification of Commodore, and 'Rokuyon/Rokushi-san' would be six-four (in Finnish language C64 is commonly referred to as 'C-six-four' instead of 'sixty-four').

Well 3 syllables [Rokushi] beats 4 [Komodoa], so that'd make a nice backup nick.  ^.^
I still call her "Sixty-Four" out of pure force of habit.  ^^;

I kind of like 'Pan-chan'... ^__^

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PAN-CHAN!!!!  ^V^

You got it.  ^__^
As for Amiga-chan, I still have "Lorraine" and "Miggy", but always open for suggestions.  ^___^

[CaptBrenden]

;022 off topic!

How many doskittys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
C:\dos\screw
Unknown command

[panithan]

It would be better to post other jokes rather than only the light bulb jokes. ;003

[panithan]

before that...how about this!!
Question: How many ME-tan does it takes to change the light bulbs?
Answer:

[Alex Stankevitch]

before that...how about this!!
Question: How many ME-tan does it takes to change the light bulbs?
Answer:

Getting better, looks like we have some budding comedian here...

[C-Chan]

Touche.  -v-
But should at least mix in some more Apple jokes.  ^__^

[NewYinzer]

How do you like these apples:

How many Lisa-tans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but that'll be $9995, sir!

How many Apple ///-tans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the light bulb and another to drop her to make sure her motherboard doesn't warp!

[C-Chan]

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  ^V^

That's CLASSIC!  [pun intended... -v-]

[MisterCat]

*telephones Microsoft customer support*

"Hello, this is Binlala.  How may I help you?"

"How many OS-tans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"That'll be $35."

"Thank you."

*hangs up*

;080

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[Silentbob]

How many Linux-tans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But the light bulb must be free of charge, and the schematics of said bulb must be available to everyone.  (She can use ones that cost money, but some occupants of the room may suddenly complain harshly).

[panithan]

Ten symptoms to say that you're obsessed in OS-tan
1. You love to study about Operating System related subjects.
2. You hopelessly cry when you are going to "format" your computer.
3. You still cry when the "blue screen of death" appears.
4. You name your two younger sisters Hacchan and Secchan.
5. You name your dog "INU-T", name your cat "DOS", name your fish "Saba".
6. You thought Peter Pan had a fairy name CE.
7. You favorite fast food shop is 'Mac' Donald.
8. You thought that XP-tan is not the real because they don't have the "Microsoft Genuine Advantage" star symbol.

9. You love to play with scallions.
10. YOU READ THESE

[Alex Stankevitch]

ME-tan walked into a bar....





Ouch!

[CaptBrenden]

-_- I forgot to mention I just got a new cat.  black. I named it dos -_-

I am officialy obsessed.

[Alex Stankevitch]

-_- I forgot to mention I just got a new cat.  black. I named it dos -_-

I am officialy obsessed.

I have a black cat, called Mo.

[C-Chan]

*telephones Microsoft customer support*

"Hello, this is Binlala. How may I help you?"

"How many OS-tans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"That'll be $35."

"Thank you."

*hangs up*

BWAHAHA!!!  ^V^

Reminds me of the time my bro was installing XP Home when it first came out and couldn't get it to work.  2 hours with M$ Tech support could not fix what I accidentally resolved in 2 minutes.  ^_~

How many Linux-tans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But the light bulb must be free of charge, and the schematics of said bulb must be available to everyone. (She can use ones that cost money, but some occupants of the room may suddenly complain harshly).

BWAHA!!!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!!!!  GO OPEN SOURCERY!!!!  ^V^
Seriously, I'm loving my Xubuntu machine.  Currently I have it dedicated to all my torrent downloading and seeding.  

Ten symptoms to say that youââ,¬â,,¢re obsessed in OS-tan
1. You love to study about Operating System related subjects.

Hehe,... I even downloaded the Demo CD of eComStation just to get a feel for the new OS-tan I'm making.  Methinks that makes me officially obsessed.  ^_____^;