OS-tan light bulb jokes

[panithan]

OS-tans light bulb jokes

How many ME-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
No matter how many ME-tan, she (they) will always fail to do it.

How many 95-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. She's busy with her new movie, 'Kill Bill'...no. I mean 'Kill Mac'.

How many 98-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, but she would come out of the mechbox first.

How many 98SE-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. How do you change a light bulb with the tin-opener?

How many XP-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, but varies on the place.
XP-home will change it if the light bulb is at home
XP-pro will change it if the light bulb is at the office.
XP-media center will change it if the light bulb at the cinema and etc.

How many 2k-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, since she is the best of all the OSes. Changing a light bulb willbe a piece of cake.

How many DOS-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None, I'm talking about DOS-tan that is 3.1-tan's cat!

How many Saba-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
Three, but wait! Will Saba-tan, Saba 2k and Vista Saba together tall enough to reach the light bulb?

How many CE-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One. Even if she is little. She still HAS wings! Don't you remember?

How many Thunderbird-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, she too, can fly. That would be easy for her.

How many Firefox-ko does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. Look above. Her friend Thunderbird-tan has already done it!

How many Dr. Norton does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. Now he is busy doing the "virus scan" on OS-tans.

How many TrendMicro boy does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. Same reason as Dr. Norton.

How many Linux-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
One, but Tux, that big penguin, must be there too!

And the last one:

How many 3.1-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. You don't need to do that, my lovely 3.1-tan. I will do it for you.
>_<

[brougeXP22]

all righty then... o_o

[C-Chan]

It's not a bad start.  ^__^
We need some Mac-tans, though, and maybe even some *cough cough* Vintage-tans.  -v-

BTW, Panithan,...  Have you considered adding a 3.1-sama avatar?  'v'

[panithan]

Well, I don't have much information about Vintage-tans and Mac-tans. - -'
My only information site for OS-tans is at...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OS-tans

[SleepyD]

Well, I don't have much information about Vintage-tans and Mac-tans. - -'
My only information site for OS-tans is at...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OS-tans

Whose editors, I might add, includes a few members here. ^^

Jeff can't think up jokes. When Jeff gets ideas, Jeff gets ideas. And brain isn't making anything funny at this point apart from speaking in third-person.

[CaptBrenden]

How many 3.1-tan does it takes to change a light bulb?
None. You don't need to do that, my lovely 3.1-tan. I will do it for you.
>_<

I like this guy. He has my seal of approval.  Tho im not sure if I like him getting so close to 3.1sama  *suspicius eyes* ¬_¬

[C-Chan]

Well, I don't have much information about Vintage-tans and Mac-tans. - -'
My only information site for OS-tans is at...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OS-tans

Whose editors, I might add, includes a few members here. ^^

Precisely!  ^o^

And besides that, the "information site" also includes excerpts on Mac and at least one vintage-tan (Amiga-san).

To have come up with jokes for all of them, even obscure ones like that Buster Brat, while glossing over the exceptionally cute ones...!  Unforgivable, I say!  Shinanigans!!  ;^0^;

You will drop down now, and give me 200........... bahts..... -v-

Well, but then you're still relatively new, and not acquainted with all the new OS-tans made and/or in progress...

http://ostan.blackdiam.net/viewtopic.php?t=231

...so I'll forgive you.  -v-

But just this once.  ^.^

Not sure if the Linux fans will forgive you, though.
You did make GNU/Linux-tan sound vaguely weak when she is, in fact, FAR more powerful than 2K-tan. Even DSL-tan ["Damn Small Linux"] has enough bulb-changing power in her little finger, than your average Window-tan has in her entire body.  -v-

How many System 1-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Anything can be solved by swinging a hammer at it!

How many System 2-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None if she can rewrite history so that lightbulb-screwing-in has never been needed!

How many System 5-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wait a minute? What? There's a System 5-tan?!
(for the reference, she can't be seen by many people. In zerOSanity, most non Mac-tans believe her existance is only an urban legend)

How many System 6-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Reason similar to System 1-tan's, but with bazookas!

BWAHAHA!!!!  ^V^
The Mac OS2-chan is my favorite.  ^___^
And environmentally-friendly.... ^.^

Lesse,... not particularly good with jokes, but I'll have a go at a few....  -v-

*clears throat*

How many System 9-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Are you nuts?!  And risk exposing a panty shot to this perverted OSX-kuns?!

How many Amiga-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.  one to screw it on, the other to draw beautiful pictures on it.  ^__^

How many RISC OS-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, if you don't march to the store RIGHT NOW and buy some CFLs!
[Note:  RISC OS is one of the most environmentally-friendly OSes in existence.]

How many OS/2 Warp-tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's an insult!  Better to ask "How many lightbulbs can be screwed in by a single OS/2-tan?"!
[Multithreading!  ^V^]

I like this guy. he has my seal of approval. Tho im not sure if I like him getting so close to 3.1sama *suspicius eyes* Ã,¬_Ã,¬

Fufufu.... Careful with this guy....  Ã,¬vÃ,¬
Betcha the moment I finish the 2.0/3.11-sama pic, he'll come over and snatch it before you do.  ^__^

[NewYinzer]

Hmm...indeed. This new member seems to be quite good! Anyway, I've got a few of my own:

How many Windows 1.0-tans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she has to stand precariously on DOS-tan!

How long does it take for Vistan to screw in a light bulb?
About seven years!

How many Commodore PET's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, unless you type:
10 motor 1
20 motor 0
30 goto 10

[C-Chan]

NewYinzer,... YOU - ARE - GAWD!!!!!  ^V^

You even have the super-secret PET Basic command that will literally fry her.  ^___^;

..............Oh wait, not sure if we want to make that public knowledge....  Ã,¬vÃ,¬'

Anyway, just so Panithan knows who we're talking about....

Windows 1.0:



Vista-tan [one of the versions, anyway]:



PETchan:

[CaptBrenden]

I like this guy. he has my seal of approval. Tho im not sure if I like him getting so close to 3.1sama *suspicius eyes* Ã,¬_Ã,¬


Fufufu.... Careful with this guy.... Ã,¬vÃ,¬
Betcha the moment I finish the 2.0/3.11-sama pic, he'll come over and snatch it before you do. ^__^

NEVAR! O_O

[panithan]

So, there are still a lot about OS-tans that I don't know...

[C-Chan]

Don't worry, we're here to help. ^__^

[Pitkin]

Err... umm... :|

How many Windows ME-tans are needed to replace an old light bulb?
-The question makes no sense. It should be, 'how many old light bulbs are needed to reformat Windows ME-tan?' The sad thing is that, no matter which way one looks at the problem, there're no visible solutions.

How many Windows XP-tans are needed to change a light bulb?
-Critical memory exception! Would you like to try running this programme in Windows 2000 compatibility mode instead?

How many Amiga-tans are needed to change a light bulb?
-There's no need to do that, as Amiga-tan can meditate also in complete darkness.

How many Commodore 64-tans are needed to change a light bulb?
-Just one, and she can do it with fine precision. However, be prepared to wait up to 20 minutes as she processes the request.

[C-Chan]

How many Amiga-tans are needed to change a light bulb?
-There's no need to do that, as Amiga-tan can meditate also in complete darkness.

I don't mind crashing ME and XP, but HIDOI PTIKIN!!!  Crashing poor Amiga-chan like that....!  ;^___^;

Figured you'd contribute for 64-chan....  ^__^

Which reminds me, isn't it about time we gave her a nickname?  'v'
Can't do "Roku Ju Yon-chan",..... O_o
But maybe "Pan-chan", in reference to the older breadbox machine.  ^__^

[Pitkin]

Just some friendly joking between us Commodores and Amigas. ^^

'Komodoa-san' would be Japanification of Commodore, and 'Rokuyon/Rokushi-san' would be six-four (in Finnish language C64 is commonly referred to as 'C-six-four' instead of 'sixty-four').

I kind of like 'Pan-chan'... ^__^

Ops, I've no light bulb joke for this post. ^^;