Which OS-Tan Are You?

[MisterCat]

Must the OS Girls carry weapons?  Isn't it enough that the games genre is filled with violence, as is the balance of the anime and manga genres?  Even if I was enamoured with depictions of hostility freaks on killing rampages, which I'm not, I'd still wonder why they run about with clubs and spears in this era of drive-through firearms shops.

If XP-tan ends up being required to carry weapons, let me suggest she pack an old government-issue Colt .45-caliber semi-automatic pistol.  Just the sight of that gun will keep the knives-and-swords types at a respectful distance.

;013

=^..^=

[C-Chan]

Somehow, I thought you'd ask that....  ^__^

Don't worry, what I really am getting at is that I doubt any of them are seriously armed, so unless we arm Vista from the get-go, not sure if the idea will fly with everyone.  

Presumably since the OS-tans are symbolic representations to begin with, the weapons themselves are symbols.  That's the reason how Windows 95, equipped with a katana, can fight on even footing with OS/2-tan, whose equipped with a Star Trek era phaser.

Ultimately, an OS-tan's power lies both in herself (technical prowess) and in the strength of her userbase.  

(Large Windows user base = substantial power and resources to supplement a technically inferior product.)

C-Chan added the following  1 minute after last message :

BTW, about your latest and greatest sig...

1: Did XP-tan get..... a "tan"?  'v'
(BWAHAHAHA!)

and

2: Why is she pointing that at me.....  Ã,¬vÃ,¬'
*blushes*

[brougeXP22]

Weapons + the Windows Os-tan's = massive fun for all  ;001

[MisterCat]

Indeed, C-Chan, your friend and mine XP-tan has a nice tan now!  I was tired of seeing all these pale-female types, so I took XP-tan on a vacation to the Hawaiian island of Kaua'i.  She did a lot of surfing ââ,¬â€ being quite familiar with the phenomenon ââ,¬â€ impressing all the locals and getting a thorough tan thanks to the selection of Brazilian tangas available at island shops.  (She ended up with a long list of telephone numbers, by the way.)

;012

Now, I'm not sure exactly which thing you mean by "that thing."  But whatever thing it is, I'm sure it's a nice thing!

:smoke:

=^..^=

[brougeXP22]

haha tanga's are sexy  ;010

[C-Chan]

Oh yeah,... quite nice....  Ã,¬vÃ,¬'
*blushes more*

BTW, I'm sure this is the last thing on your mind as long as she (or any girl) is sufficiently well,.... er,.... "packaged"..... Ã,¬___Ã,¬'

But in your honest opinion, what would you gauge XP-san's height to be in real-life measurements?  

Metric or US measurments are fine....
Feel free to throw in a BWH guesstimate just to sweeten the deal.  ^.^

[NewYinzer]

But in your honest opinion, what would you gauge XP-san's height to be in real-life measurements?

About 5 feet 7 inches.
*thinks*
BAM! 1000 POSTS! WOO HOO!
*calms down*
Calm down, Yinzer. That averages to about 100 posts per week. By December, I should have 2000 posts. Seriously, I'm gonna tune it down a notch.
*makes Virgin Margarita*
Yes, I'm drinking a Virgin Margarita. I cannot be intoxicated tonight!

[C-Chan]

Great minds think alike then.  ^___^
That sounds 'bout right.  ^v^

IOW, that would make her an inch taller than 2k-tan,... -v-

Course, still need to hear from the femme guru as well, but so far we're on the right track.... ^v^

*starts scribbling down notes*

BTW, congratulations, GNU/Linux dude!  ^_~
Since that rank comes right after Vista, is that a tacit nod as to which OS reigns supreme?  ^v^

Fufufufu..... ^.^

[NewYinzer]

BTW, congratulations, GNU/Linux dude! ^_~
Since that rank comes right after Vista, is that a tacit nod as to which OS reigns supreme? ^v^

Hehe...maybe I should find an old computer and install Linux on it!
*thinks*
BTW, C-Chan, which OS-tan is your favorite?

[C-Chan]

*cough cough cough*  Amiga-tan *cough cough*

Not a biased decision....  ^__^

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Really.....   ^______^'

[Silentbob]

Mine too.  There's no bias here.   At all.   None whatsoever.  Period.   :smoke:

[brougeXP22]

yeah ur both about as not biased as the FOX network. LOL  ;014

[C-Chan]

GYAH!  That's hittin' below the belt!  ^v^'

Oh well, at least that means I can terrorize people with this.... -v-

*grabs cucumber-shaped lufa sponge*

[evil laughter]  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!  >v<
You'll all swallow the lying crap I make up, or else!  >V<

[SleepyD]

...I'm not swallowing that sponge.  

Cucumbers taste good tho... not that I'd swallow one whole.

I have a pencil and a pillow! I can defend myself!

Wow, I'm late to this conversation. True, weapons probably won't be a permanent part of most designs.  I like the idea of battles against errors, worms and viruses. ^^


Another random idea: windows update = bill gates dropping supplies from a helicopter

[C-Chan]

Oh yeah, definitely.  Although worms/viruses are only a concern for the Windows-tans.  ^__^

Other OS-tans probably just grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.  ^.^
[RISC-san, especially, is impervious to viruses, and you already drew what OS/2 would do to one.... ^.^]

Hmmm.....

*imagines Bill Gates dropping supplies from helicopter idea*

*mischievous grin*

*reimagines Bill Gates withholding the air drop till the user goes and spends money preordering Vista*  ^v^