Forum Games: What would you do if...?

[Chocofreak13]

revel in what i would consider an idealized, perfect world. ignore all the gore and petty rivalry.

wwydi you had the time machine from back to the future, but it was a bike?

[Nichi]

Feel like Ace
After she graduated from Time Lord Academy in the expanded universe novels, she was given a time-traveling motorcycle. Fuck yeah

WWYDI lasers made you happy?

[Chocofreak13]

wtf, there's a time lord academy....?

shoot ALL THE LASERS.

wwydi 400 BABIES

[Nichi]

(Yep)

Donate them to science...?

WWYDI you had combustible lemons?

[Chocofreak13]

GIVE THEM BACK
I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING LEMONS


wwydi you made combustible lemons into lemonade molotovs?

[Hālian He/him]

I would become filthy rich betraying my morals by selling them to rogue states, etc.

WWYDI an OS-tan turned up on your doorstep tomorrow noon?

[Nichi]

See about potential snuggles :3

WWYDI if you found yourself in a maid costume?

[Goujer (she/her)]

Look at the size. Wear it once if it would fit. Then two paths:

• Like what I see, keep it and touch it once a year probably.
• Dislike it and sell it on eBay or give it to Good Will.

WWYDI: You had the ability to see and communicated with the soul of objects personified?

[Hālian He/him]

I'd very likely go insane.

WWYDI you woke up in a world, whether this one or an eerily similar isekai, where moë anthropomorphizations of all sorts, including but obviously not limited to OS-tans, were accepted as commonplace?

[Nichi]

I'd hope to hook up with 2k :3

WWYDI you had the power to make things explode?

[Hālian He/him]

I'd write myself out of existence.

WWYDI Pokémon were real?

[Goujer (she/her)]

I would would travel across the land searching far and wide.

WWYDI you discovered Elon Musk was your real dad?

[Nichi]

Wonder if he started as a milkman, given my dad often said I was the milkman's kid

WWYDI you had to use Windows 3.11 for an entire month?

[Hālian He/him]

Lose my goddamn mind.

WWYDI you had to move to another country immediately?