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[Chocofreak13]

and "Blurred Lines" becomes Norton's theme song

[winduko]

@Bella: You have a point. I'll probably only state random headcanons if this topic were to need bumping. xD

Or if they suddenly become relevant.

and "Blurred Lines" becomes Norton's theme song

And now I was just reminded of the bad things that Norton had done to one of the Windows-tans in my headcanon. Further elaboration isn't the kind of thing people want to see in a SFW thread though.

[Chocofreak13]

whatever you're picturing it's probably canon

[winduko]

After giving it a few seconds, I decided that it was really likely to be canon.

[Chocofreak13]

if it's porn it's canon for the record

[winduko]

Yeah. It's canon then.

[Nichi]

@Winduko: I probably have an idea of them; given how Norton comes off as a mouthbreather

@Bella, Kari: Will listen to those songs later :3

[winduko]

I think everyone here has some vague idea about them, to be honest.

It also kinda doubles for an explanation as for why he's a ghost. He's a ghost because he was killed by an overprotective older sister whom was upset about her younger sister being harmed in that way.

[Chocofreak13]

eh, he's not a ghost in every depiction. actually, i think i've seen about half and half, lol.
and if the doujin i bought at the con this year has anything to say about it, he's after the older sisters, too. >>;;

@pent: don't track down Blurred Lines. in addition to being crappy music, it perpetuates rape culture and is just overall disgusting. makes my skin crawl and is good for nothing but crude jokes, such as here. >>;

[winduko]

I should clarify, that's why he's a ghost in my headcanon.

And that's rather nice. xD Though in my headcanon they'd be willing to pick a fight with him if they attempted to, but physical or verbal depends on the specific tan.

@Pent: Hence why I was reminded of that headcanon. And now I think a new one just sprung up under similar circumstances.

EDIT: I just came up with the finest headcanon I came up with.

Homeko can break the fourth wall.  And she ships us OSCers.

[Chocofreak13]

i wouldn't doubt it. especially considering i'm cosplaying her as we speak.

[Nichi]

@Kari: Why the fuck would I listen to that song? I honestly want to stab the radio whenever it comes on >_>;;
(I was referring to the songs you and Bella linked to)

@Duko: So, Homeko is the OS-tan equivalent to Deadpool? I like
(Although, I wonder who she ships with me...if anyone)

[Chocofreak13]

ah, fair enough. -w-

and here, have this:

ME - Deadpool
XP Pro - Superman
XP Home - Batman (and Homeo as Robin)
XPMCE - Hawkgirl
2k - Green Lantern
95 - Wonder Woman
3.1 - Spiderman (?)
Vista - Wolverine
Nanami - Flash
System 7.5-tan - Joker
Sonata - Poison Ivy
OSX-tan - Harley Quinn

[Nichi]

Niiice. Bella and I have an in-joke about OpenVMS-tan being like Batman; which has lead to jokes about having a young 2k-tan as Robin -w-
(She needs to make a drawing of those two together, in style of '60s Batman)

[Chocofreak13]

xD

that'd be awesome. but i'm not understanding the correlation, was 2k based slightly off VMS?