Forum Game: Completely True Facts

[Nichi]

"Nostalgia Critic drinks napalm to quell his heartburn"

[Chocofreak13]

"President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Vincent Valentine carried his the same distance in half the time."
"Sanji is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis."
"Deidara just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure."

[LeaflameSD]

"Police label anyone attacking Suzumiya Haruhi as a Code 45-11.... a suicide."

"Suzumiya Haruhi once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made her blink."

"Suzumiya Haruhi doesn't bowl strikes, she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint."

"Suzumiya Haruhi invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear."

[Chocofreak13]

"Naruto has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way."
"Sasuke never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth."
(why can't that be me ;^; )
"On the SAT if you put Gaara for every answer you will score over 8000"
(8000 9000)

[Nichi]

"Sabin once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned"

[Chocofreak13]

"Sebastain stared evil in the face, and it backed down."
(but, he's a demon....)
"Ciel can delete the Recycling Bin."
(not that he'd really know how to use a computer anyway....)
"Tsukasa uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."
(mother of god....)

[alfonso_rd_30]

May I suggest, the next poster puts his/her thoughts on the previous post' facts besides hisor her own?

[stewartsage]

It looks like a very shallow and pedantic post.

[Chocofreak13]

i don't get it.

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ghost allows to live."
(she's too fat to hunt now anyway...)

"Remember The Ultimate Warrior? She quit wrestling because Fern wanted her nickname back."
(well, fern IS feisty....)

"Olive owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."
(MY DEAD CAT IS NOW A SOUTHERN ENTREPRENEUR!?)

"Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Lenin touches turns up dead."
(actually yes, there was a time when this was sort of true)

"When Momo falls in water, Momo doesn't get wet. Water gets Momo."
(i.....what?)

"Teddy is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Teddy is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."
(HE CAN'T KILL WASPS, BUT HE CAN CURE CANCER!)

"Annabelle can blow bubbles with beef jerky."
(when she's not hiding in the dish cabinet, that is.)

[Nichi]

"Sylvester invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear"
(My cat approves of this)

[Chocofreak13]

"Ghost once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing."
(this explains her sudden weight gain. :0 )

"As an infant, Ghost's parents gave her a toy hammer. She gave the world Stonehenge."
(lolwut siamese and maine coon gives a hammer)

"Ghost doesn't shower, she only takes blood baths."
(i.......what?)

[Nichi]

"They once made a Penti-chan toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."
(Well, sometimes it feels like I channel my inner Kari when in trap mode ^^; )

"Penti-chan CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And she can do it with one hand"
(I have the power -w-)

"Penti-chan crossed the road. No one has ever dared question her motives"
(Never question the guy dressed like a schoolgirl)

[Chocofreak13]

"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Hikari."
(damn straight. -w-)

"Hikari can't finish a "color by numbers" because her markers are filled with the blood of her victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red."
(this is going to make Ace's High very hard....)

"After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Hikari with a handshake. The rest is history."
(well alright. .__.; )

[stewartsage]

Bob Dole's arm was badly shattered during World War 2

[NejinOniwa]

I believe that's the point...