Forum Game: Completely True Facts

[Bella]

"Bella uses a night light. Not because Bella is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Bella."

"The only sure things are Death and Taxes, and when Bella goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing."

"Bella cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Bella says."

"Bella does not know where you live, but it knows where you will die."

"The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Bella played in second grade."

TIL I'm actually Chuck Norris.

[Chocofreak13]

you're an it now? :0

@stew: thankyou, that clears a lot of things up.

"Hikari did in fact, build Rome in a day."
(damn right. -w-)

"Hikari invented the internet� just so she had a place to store her porn."
(-w-)

"Hikari is like a dog, not only because she can smell fear, but because she can piss on whatever she wants."
(I MARK IT ALL BECAUSE IT IS MINE *PEES ON EVERYTHING*)

[alfonso_rd_30]

(ewwww)

Poncho Rodríguez can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Poncho Rodríguez would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

(it depends, it can be done either fighting the reverse gender-version, the evil couterpart and even the "sons" of Konoha no Arufunso)

If you can see Poncho Rodríguez, he can see you. If you can't see Poncho Rodríguez you may be only seconds away from death.

Poncho Rodríguez was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

(Damn Right!!)

Poncho Rodríguez does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Poncho Rodríguez goes killing.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Poncho Rodríguez can touch this.

Poncho Rodríguez once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.

Poncho Rodríguez has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

Poncho Rodríguez invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. (in fact, he shited it)

When Poncho Rodríguez was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Poncho Rodríguez, because Poncho Rodríguez killed that man. (the moron owed me 40 bucks)

Poncho Rodríguez is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
(Pees on everything kari peed... MINE!!!)

If you spell Poncho Rodríguez wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Poncho Rodríguez?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

The Poncho Rodríguez military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Poncho Rodríguez could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

When Poncho Rodríguez was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Poncho Rodríguez.

Poncho Rodríguez's calendar goes straight from December 27th to April 29th; no one fools Poncho Rodríguez.

Poncho Rodríguez just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Poncho Rodríguez with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Poncho Rodríguez cannot be in two places at the same time.

[Chocofreak13]

"Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Hikari needs toothpicks."
(now, now, i like toothpicks, but i love forests.)

"When Hikari plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."
(i suppose i should start playing monopoly, then. :\ )

"In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not Hikari, because Hikari killed that woman."
(OH SHIT I KILLED MULAN ;^; )

[Nichi]

"Most people fear the Reaper. Penti considers him "a promising Rookie"."
(A promising rookie that needs more cowbell -w-)

"Penti-chan once participated in the running of the bulls. She walked."
(I did so while in my nicest dress. HATERS GONNA HATE)

[Chocofreak13]

"The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Hikari 3. Cancer"

"When Hikari breaks the law, the law doesn't heal."
(I FOUGHT THE LAW, AND, THE LAW WON (or not)

"Hikari will attain statehood in 2009. Her state flower will be the Magnolia."
(well alright. -w-)