Vocaroo Script Challenge

[NejinOniwa]

Vocaroo is a quite simple recording tool on the internet. Record, get link, post.

Also: In the interest of the thread, you might want to archive things you like since otherwise it gets erasedEXTERMINATED after 1-2 months. DL harder.

SO:
What we do here is post a short script for the next man to read, as well as a response to the last post. Take script, read in and record, write new script, post.
Or in case your writing skills fail you, copypasta some of your favorite lines from somewhere.

ALSO: For hard mode users, include an optional style/tone/accent/whatever in which to read the script.

HERE IS THAT FIRST EXAMPLE OF WHAT YOU DO ITT
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vr2rDp9O3g64pInxy

AND HERE IS THE NEXT PART, FOR OUR NEXT CHALLENGER:

Yes, I know it sounds...weird. It is, really, but you get used to it. Mainly it's the difficulty of learning all the new parts. It's not all that simple, but not as hard as one'd imagine. I didn't exactly expect to even be able to use a keyboard with hooves, but here you have me. Still a nerd, even as a pony.

HARD MODE: Read it in the widest texan accent you can manage.

COME ON PEOPALL

[Bella]

Here is mine:

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQpVRnInnyMFrR87S

If all the world were core stores,
And input fell in rains,
And trees were file hierarchies,
Would we still need our brains?

Hard mode: none

[NejinOniwa]

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAEp0Iv6QPpOYOuR3

Also haev oldpoem stuff.

Journey.
What is a journey for?
Where is it headed?
Why is it needed?
Or is it simply deemed as likely enough to succeed?

Is it a necessity for life itself?
Is it possibly the very definition of an individual's existence?

Journey.
When is a journey taken?
Why is it important?
Where does it start?
Who takes the first step?
And who, in the end, is left behind?

The questions' answers are yourself and mankind;
Which goes where depends only on what you bet, and what you bet on.
But undeniable truth is that if you bet on nothing, you will always, always lose.