Forum Game: Context Quote

[Nichi]

"I gots the mail, dog guy bro man"
- My bro-in-law

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and us two men are going to do it, whither there's a woman by our side or not!"
- Brock (Pokemon)

[LeaflameSD]

"I just remembered I have to go to the drugstore."
Penny when she's interrupted by her friends mid-daydream - TBBT

[Bella]

"When you live underground, concepts like 'the midwest' mean very little."

"Statistically speaking, the mob doesn't kill a lot of owls."

[Nichi]

"I think those old ladies would hate that show, for all the sax in it"
- Me, to my sister, when I made the amusing typo of "The Big Band Theory"

"Let him achieve his dreams of fucking a fish"
- Someone on Reddit, about Joel

[Chocofreak13]

"Just a forest of buttery dicks."
-John Iadarola, TYT Live

[Nichi]

"I always wanted Stephen Hawking to sing Queen for me"
- Joel

"Maybe someday, we'll be able to sex the dinosaurs"
- " "

[Pitkin]

Reader's Digest from everyday life:

"It's romance until it's inside."

"I just got propositioned by the husband of my girlfriend."

[Nichi]

"All these people are dying that haven't died before!"
- My grandma

"Do you think if we played Five Finger Death Punch loud enough, [coworker] will show up, going ' neigh~' like Epona?"
- Me, to my boss

"I will put my non-existent dick in the football kthx"
- Duko

[Chocofreak13]

"We didn't get the usual Dick Talk we're used to."
-Ana Kasparian, TYT Live

[LeaflameSD]

"i rly **** *******"

-donald trump

[Exa]

"It could have been worse. They could have been fairy skilled instead."
Because being fairly skilled is not enough.

[Pitkin]

"Kinky Gryffinpuff just wants to be tied up."

"Is there a bloody scarf around here, or what?"

[Nichi]

"[Egg]
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN
[Scrambled egg]
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS
...
REGULAR SHOW IS UP NEXT ON CARTOON NETWORK"
- Me

"I don't speak Spanish; I only speak muscle"
- Joel, impersonating GPM (Vinesauce)

"Alvin & The Chipmunks are the original Nightcore artists"
- Me

[Chocofreak13]

"You look like a deleted scene from cowboy bebop."
"That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me."
-The Try Guys, 'The Try Guys Get Style Makeovers'

[LeaflameSD]

"You look like a deleted scene from cowboy bebop."

"kekimus maximus"