Forum Game: Context Quote

[DustiiWolf]

Dad (on phone): "They don't have any black caulk? Why does no one around here have black caulk?!"

[Nichi]

"It's a sort of 'why would you put that in your mouth' type thing"
- Me, to my sister

"a cardboard standee of beiber might suffice here
just stick a dress and lipstick on it"
- Kari

"...her butt is overflowing with sexual desire"
- Description of a maid character someone on GameFAQs made >w>;

[Chocofreak13]

"Go Dok-mi, this is a secret, but Enrique's not human. He's a fairy."
-Flower Boys Next Door

[Nichi]

"No rabbits were harmed in the making of this tutorial, although I did kick the shit out of a giraffe. The long necked, snooty bastard."
- Stuart Ashens

[DustiiWolf]

"No rabbits were harmed in the making of this tutorial, although I did kick the shit out of a giraffe. The long necked, snooty bastard."
- Stuart Ashens

Omg. I love stuart ashens stuff. I can literally hear his voice saying that when i read that quote.

"don't worry girls, your souls are safe with me"
"are you going to eat them
or feed them to your weapon"
-Nej and Me

What are you, Qubey?

"Screw that!" - Me
"UN-screw that." - Me 15 minutes later

[NejinOniwa]

Make a contract with me!／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

[Chocofreak13]

JOIN US IN MINIONLAND ❣◕ ‿ ◕❣

[DustiiWolf]

Akariiiiiiiiiiiii-n!

[NejinOniwa]

GET ON MY LEVEL SON

[Simonorged]

Stay shiny my friends

[Nichi]

"Tell my wife...I had another wife"
- Random guy (Saints Row IV)

[NejinOniwa]

Much snow
Such storm
very white
wow

[Nichi]

"His generosity made that homeless guy's beard disappear"
- Linkara (Atop the Fourth Wall)

"Solson Comics: If you don't like our sexism, try our suger-coated racism!"
- " "

"Fock yesh"
- Me

"NO PIDGEONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS ANIMATED FEATURE"
"*is now reminded of the Ashens quote I posted in Context Quote the other day*"
- Kari and I

"I'll be let down if they don't air The Fox & The Hound Rising: Revengence"
- Me

"Obviously, if he can't add Jar-Jar doing the macarana in the background, it's shit"
- " "

"Saints Row doesn't want you to think about the realities of life in a modern street gang, it wants you to wear a hot dog suit as you run over old ladies with a golf cart"
- TV Tropes

[Chocofreak13]

If I had a beverage I would be snorting it now.

'"PMS WEREWOLVES!!"
- Lupa, on the above'
-Pent

[Nichi]

"nothing feels better than playing the sax in your underwear"
- Kari

"...I misread "sax" as "sex" -w-;;;
PLAY THE SEXOPHONE"
- Me, on the above

"Why not get your kids an Elf on the Shelf? At least they'll have a specific, concrete starting point with their therapist."
- Brentalfloss

"Finger me in the name of cardiology"
- Someone on Tumblr