Forum Game: Context Quote

[Chocofreak13]

"if i wasn't wearing a helmet on this day, i would have been 100% dead."
AS OPPOSED TO 90% DEAD?
MAYBE 85%?

-Some Guy on Most Shocking (and Me)

"the police had never pulled over anyone riding a couch before, so they were very confused."
-A Different Guy on Most Shocking

"The most fun way to get fitter! Our users have burned a collective 5158 pieces of cherry pie!"
-A fitness site i wish i could use

EDIT: "Sure, it's snake poison, but it lasts a hell of a lot longer than Botox."
-Katt Savage, King of the Hill

EDITEDIT: "I-am-calling-because-i-would-like-to-ask-you-out-on-a-date."
("YES!")
"May I ask who is calling?"

-Han-Shin-Ko and Bobby, King of the Hill

[Nichi]

"If your life had a face, I would punch it"
- Kim Pine

"I am in lesbians with you"
- Scott Pilgrim

"No pixels were harmed in the making of this game"
- Disclaimer from the credits to Scott Pilgrim: The Game

[Chocofreak13]

"But biting's half the fun."
-Me

[Nichi]

"Michael Bay's new 3-hour action epic pits The Little Engine That Could against oncoming traffic"
- A pic on Tumblr, of some people playing Cards Against Humanity

[Chocofreak13]

"we let someone get through without even fighting....we're gonna get in trouble again, i don't think i can deal with that...."
-Crona, Soul Eater

"I BELIEVE WE HAVE WANDERED INTO THE LAIR OF TEAM ROCKET"
-me, on last night's Soul Eater

"medusa really likes inkscape, doesn't she
so many vectors"
- " "

"REVENGE
WITH A VENGENCE
REVENGENCE"
-Pent, on last night's Soul Eater

"THAT IS A GOOD POINT
WE ARE NEITHER SOULS NOR EATING
SO WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS
I HAVE AN EXCUSE SINCE I'M A WITCH
THUS, GETTING TO KNOW THE ENEMY"
-me, on last night's Soul Eater

"you know, i was dancing with her tonight"
"YEAH, RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YA"
-Stein and Spirit, Soul Eater

"she shouldn't underestimate children
when she's depending on her own child"
-me, on Medusa from last night's Soul Eater

"MAKA USED TUMBLR
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE"
-Pent, on last night Soul Eater

"WHERE'S HER BASTARD SON
HER CUTE BASTARD SON
THAT I FEEL BAD FOR"
-me, on Medusa and her son Crona from last night's Soul Eater

"SHE CAN SMELL THEM
LIKE THE CATBOY FROM THE ONE PIECE EPISODE
SHE KNOWS THE SCENT OF PAPA"
-me, on Maka from last night's Soul Eater

"KITTY KICK"
-me, on Blair from last night's Soul Eater

"LUSTING AFTER A CAT
BESTIALITY"
-me, on last night's Soul Eater

"BROMANCING THE STONE"
- " "

"IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING
APPEARANTLY NOT, BUT YOUR CITY IS"
- " "

"NOPE. IT BROKE DOWN"
-Pent, in a follow-up comment to the last one

"YOU'D BETTER CHANGE THE TIRES ON THAT, BOY"
-me, in a follow-up to his follow-up

"ripped off his skin, made a tightly sealed bag out of it, and then sealed him inside"
-Death the Kid, on Asura

"All of the info is there, except for the info that isn't there"
- Librarian, when she gives you the map (EarthBound) (quoted from Pent)

"the north is made up of iTalians"
-woman on the documentary Mafia vs KKK

"open sex potato"
-me, misreading something on Skype

"he is to us what dratini is to the safari zone
you're lapras
comparatively rare but less so"
-me, to bella, on her and stew and their frequency on instant messengers

"i hope i haven't missed the part where the three chinese guys give perfume to the star baby. *laughs* it's like the diary of a mad man!"
roger, american dad

"It's like alternating layers of winter clothing, computer equipment and boxes full of paper and art supplies u.u"
-bells, on the chaos that is her closet

[Bella]

"Michael Bay's new 3-hour action epic pits The Little Engine That Could against oncoming traffic"
- A pic on Tumblr, of some people playing Cards Against Humanity

We should have an OSC Cards Against Humanity game, idk how the logistics would work (if they would work?) but the game is available for free download under a CC license. (At least it was the first time I checked.)

You still have to print and cut out all the cards, though.

[Chocofreak13]

considering a pack is like, 8 bucks, i'd just be inclined to buy it, since it would save the hassle of printer ink and laminating the cards anyway. >>;

i wish we could play apples to apples over the internet. :0

[Bella]

Do you suppose we'd be able to? I mean, if we all had a copy of Apples to Apples?

"Scout Camp, not Gay Camp, Candace"
-Stew

[Chocofreak13]

technically yes, but it'd get tricky if we somehow ended up having the same cards. :\

i found this, though, this looks hella fun. :0

EDIT: there's also this and this. :0

[stewartsage]

I AM IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATAS
-Myself, on being in the top 15% on my TF2 sniper server

[Chocofreak13]

GOOD JOB MAN *hands gold star*

EDIT: "Sure, you shouldn't date your boss, but what if he's really, really hot?"
-Dark Horse Manga, in a description of a manga i have

[Nichi]

"Welcome to hell. We have pizza"
- Me

[Bella]

"There is nothing more America then property destruction and explosions."
-Stew, just now, on 'Murca

[Nichi]

"Today is Michael Bay's favorite holiday"
- Me

"Tell me that's an excuse to get out of this hellhole"
- Kim Pine

[stewartsage]

"You're the pink fluffy unicorn of ambiguous sexuality!"
-Me, to Bella