Forum Game: Context Quote

[alfonso_rd_30]

*At zapper Lightgun's point* "It's My B-day, so Get me the Gifts/cash!"

[Pitkin]

"The problem with internet quotes is that most of them are bullshit."
-Abraham Lincoln

[Bella]

Abe was truly honest and wise!

[Chocofreak13]

"I just got raped by a screw"
-PentiumMMX

"...i thought that bucket was lenin."
"DON'T MAKE ME SNORT SODA ALL OVER MY COMPUTER"

-Me and my Sister, the other day, on how i keep seeing random dark objects as the cat

[alfonso_rd_30]

"well I guess I was kinda raped and screwed"
My other self to both Mizuno Ami and Kasumi, in Like a Ninja

[Chocofreak13]

"YOU FED THE HORSE A BEEFARINO!?"
-George, Seinfeld

"Oh. My. GOD.
MY SON'S A SLUT!!!"
-Stan Smith, American Dad

[alfonso_rd_30]

"YOU FED THE HORSE A BEEFARINO!?"
-George, Seinfeld

"Oh. My. GOD.
MY SON'S A SLUT!!!"
-Stan Smith, American Dad

"I invented Disco music"

Roger, American granddad ...

[Chocofreak13]

"That's the last time i meet a stranger after hours at a storage locker."
-Storage Wars Texas, Copier Expert

EDIT:

"SHE'S the Tardis!?"
"Yeah!"
"Did you wish really, really hard?"
"...Shut up, not like that!"
-Amy and Eleventh Doctor, "The Doctor's Wife", Doctor Who


"Where did you get it?"
"My Fiancee."
"Oh, how nice...Your what!?"
"Yes, i made some cocoa and got engaged...."

-Ian Chesterson and First Doctor, "The Aztecs", Doctor Who

[Nichi]

"NO! THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM KILLED MY FATHER!"
- Me

[LeaflameSD]

"That's not how ya do it, you goofball!"

[Pitkin]

"Hey, I'll post creepy things on a forum!"
-Me, just now

[LeaflameSD]

Aah, I'll delete it. I'm sorry about that.

[Pitkin]

No harm done, I was wondering the reason, just. Thanks.

[Chocofreak13]

you didn't have to delete it, man. startling as it may have been it was actually well-written. :\

"i see no problem with giving it to her"
-me

[alfonso_rd_30]

"For the love of God Jim I'm a Medic not a <Insert Profession here>"
Hank Mc. Coy - Star Trek Universe